Every day, at least 100 mothers are killed in unfortunate skiing accidents.

I looked outside of my window to see at-least 15 of my neighbors driving into my lawn with their lawn mowers. Startled I opened the door to see what was happening. They rushed in.

Fred didn't turn up to work today. He sent a text saying he was in Shanghai & now co-owner of a bar there and wouldn't be coming to work ever ever again.

Hayden Floyd hesitated a moment. "There's a reason the moon only shows us one face, and it's nowhere near Tycho," she said. "It's strange that the center of that face has no name."

...then the door locks and in four hours your oven is clean! I was impressed how the high temperatures scoured the cooked-on grease, but I forgot that I had left inside a

Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a Millionaire", was on the last question. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?. Is it A) D , B) C, C) A or D) B." " To this Bob answer

Unmoving, remote, inscrutable, The Man in the Woods would sometimes startle various hikers as they passed his way and left either spooked or frustrated at his nonresponsiveness. O

Once upon a time, there lived an old woman and 10 dogs.

When Ida became a vampire, a new problem presented itself:

Congratulation >NAME REDACTED<! You are now the proud owner of the new Visa Plutonium Card! You can now get extra reward points for all of your defense and munitions needs!

I am a member of the US Dragoons, here to fight in the Indian Wars to get Texas annexed into Uncle Sam's Union. I am also a giant Mackeral. It is my shame.

It doesn't matter what you smell like, feel like, look like, taste like, sound like, or act like. While I'm in one of those moods, if you make eye contact, it's

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

If I found a dog

The clock struck midnight like oh so many tried and true fiction books. The protagonist pondered while the antagonist schemed. And then something happened leaving the reader hooked

Meet me at 3pm in War, Plague and Fire.

Criminee, Mama's at the sewing machine again. She's gonna make me wear whatever she's making. From the looks of it, I'll soon be sporting some camouflage footie pajamas. The one

All-you-can-eat-shrimp. Fresh cat fish trout perch grouper Todays special - buffalo eel. We know fish. Honest scales. Welcome! Grady looked at the Fishwife. She looked at him.

I sat, absentmindedly stirring my cereal with my spoon. Ripples moved across the surface of the milk, I stopped stirring and it kept rippling. The table was shaking, they were here

Verity Hawkins was unstoppable that morning. "Good morning, Ms. Potts. I'm here to see the boss. Mr. Stark, do you know what it's like to live paycheck-to-paycheck?" Stark didn't