"Ya wanna go to cheeky Nandos with the lads after school?" Sean asked me excitedly. I blinked slowly. "No." "Come on lad, it'll be a jolly good time!" "No."

Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

Marvin was surrounded by a sea of reporters. "Please Mr. Matador, tell us what was the inspiration for your new song? Come to me was moving to us all." "Well there was a sandwich I

Heart jumping out of my chest. she just asked me over for dinner. i was so happy. been able to go over to the girl of my dreams house. this was dreamy. i tell her ill be there at 6

Snick snack patty whack. Jiggidy jack.

The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.

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List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?

Get up, get up, get up, get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a Fold Machine.Get on up, get up Twitch your fingers, use your flair. Stay on the scene, like a Fold Machine

Principal: You son is suspended from 2nd grade because he made his Pop Tart look like a gun. Parents: It's just a pastry, you know. Josh: I just kept biting it & biting it but I

Daily life in Burgograd was – to put it mildly – somewhat quotidian. Men would snap their newspapers in the dry sunny air of springtime as ladies checked their shapely legs and

Agnes wrote her Honey Do List. 1. Sharpen knives. 2. Take out Life Insurance. She stapled a photo of her in her flannel nightie so he'd get the message and left it on the table

I like to take what's there & work with it, try to develop it further,especially when it's a promising idea. Mind, if I haven't got a clue what its about I just do something crazy

She adjusted her fins & retracted her 2 unusual canine teeth. She blamed her folks, Count Chocula & Lady Gaga. Downing her chocolate milk she slurs,"More." Being a mermaid vampire

So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I mean it. Smell my nuggets." Total silence.

The man with the golden fedora and the black trench coat asked you, "how fast is your heart beating right now?". With the lack of an answer, you began to run away. You turn around

What the hell are grape nuts anyway? The grissle at the bottom of the oven used to bake other cereals? I nearly broke a molar on this shtuff ! Back to Nature? My Aunt says if you

In his midfifties, Dr Rash was Welsh, fit, and bald, with large, kind, liquid blue eyes. It was his habit to be close when he spoke to the anxious parents and spouses of patients

I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception, remote & ineffable, utterly strange. Within the wretchedness of mere existence my heart grew sick, and utter horror sounded within

Beside a dusty, smeared window sat a young man. He sat with his arms crossed, his left ankle resting on his right knee. Something streaking across the night sky caught his eye. It