The pistol glistened wetly in his palm; heavier than he remember. He took a long drag of his cigarette and hummed along to a Roy Orbison jingle, reminding him of a first love, his

Clark Kent invited Bruce Wayne for brunch at the posh 137 club in uptown Gotham. After some small talk, Clark said: "You know, Bruce, some people call you a crazy vigilante. I'm

Nelly the elephant

Strangely, the song "Like a Virgin" came to mind as I sat there getting my head shaved. Hundreds of "cranial prosthetics" surrounded me on faceless heads. I could reinvent myself

"Make it so Number one." Captain Charile Brown held up his two fingers and said, "Engage." Captain Brown's number one was Lucie. Woodstock put the Enterprise into

There's no better way to start a morning than by misquoting Lou Reed.

Elijah flicked the stub of his last cigarette into the embers and tipped his hat to rest his head on his saddlebag. The Milky Way glowed dimly behind his horse tied to a Saguaro.

Now, boys and girls, this is to be a nice, clean story, do you hear? No lewd references to body parts, no toilet humor, no crude or sexual words will be tolerated.

Midnight. The mortician pumps fluid into another dead body. He hears something behind him. He turns around. The Old Woman is sitting up. Mouth open, a beetle crawls out.

What up people

Being pansexual doesn't mean having sex with pots & pans. I learnt this the hard way and my ban from the Kitchen Dept in Harrods is beyond harsh. The government of Qatar will recei

why do monsters hide under my bed?

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

All the things I say, and all the things I do, make me think life is easier when you're dead. So should I fix this? Or put a gun to my head?

The photographs had already started fading. The faces were still recognizable but with significant strain. It had only be 3 years but the whole town became stranded, haunted.

This is my story and I'm sticking to it

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very

Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake oven where I can cook Tandoori chicken using a 100 watt bulb.

Bog and his moose knuckle like ice cream

The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life