Being pansexual doesn't mean having sex with

  • Being pansexual doesn't mean having sex with pots & pans. I learnt this the hard way and my ban from the Kitchen Dept in Harrods is beyond harsh. The government of Qatar will recei

  • ve my request to have sex with it soon. Oman sent me a polite rejection. I had a short fling with Cambodia, but it's a constitutional monarchy. Anyway, I discovered I was pansexual

  • meaning that any kind of pan really made me hot. Cast Iron Skillets really got me cooking. I left my girlfriend for a sauce pan once. Pots, no way. Any pot turns me off.

  • The same goes for Dutch ovens. But give me a cast iron skillet, and I'll spoon it for a week. My ex gets really steamed when I do that, and tells me to put a lid on it.

  • I told her to fork off. She's potty. Casoletta on the other hand is a different kettle of fish. She's a dish I'd bake cookies with. I haven't found the recipe to garnish her danish

  • but I'll keep trying different flavors of seduction until her resolve melts in my mouth. I've already banged all the pots & pans so it's time to settle down with Casoletta to make

  • children's nightmares. There come the hinds now, and the fires of hell are nearby. The Guileless One was full of guile and now his neck wears a smile. Somebody's name is written on

  • His file folder but he claims he doesn't know the name. He has a list of all the names, except this one. His notebook is filled with handwritten research done at night in a library

  • in Pittsburgh that is devoted to compiling every name ever thought of in all the world. Even the kooky ones. But none of these rang a bell to him. He had just about given up when

  • he found exactly what he was looking for. The name stared back to him from the store across the narrow street. "Olivander's wands," read a creaky sign. He had found it.



  1. SlimWhitman Oct 30 2016 @ 09:48

    Wandward we go... http://foldingstory.com/q7dbc/

  2. PurpleProf Oct 30 2016 @ 21:01

    Oh LucieLucie. How I love thee so. LOL!!!!

  3. Woab Oct 31 2016 @ 15:30

    Wow, good scores on this one.

  4. lucielucie Nov 03 2016 @ 16:29

    Love you too PP!

  5. betrix Nov 03 2016 @ 17:59

    WTH the first line made me laugh so hard

  6. sundancer Nov 16 2016 @ 02:39


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