Everything began with good intentions, but it ended with a never ending nightmare.

He was the bright, crystal waters of the Mediterranean. She was the deep, muddy waters of the North Sea. Mixed together, they were the Bay of Biscay - prone to shipwrecks.

Since the police had me tagged as a suspect, I knew then I had to incinerate my garbage. Any phone bill, any left-over sandwich wrapper, could link me to the scene.

FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A FOLD IN THIS STORY!!!

I knew South-London would never feel the same without my dearest friend, Jane, to cart me around all the shops I found boring. Everything was better with her around. In the summer,

In Search of Lost Time I counted: 180 characters at 5 letters a word plus spaces is 30 words per fold, so 9,792 folds amounts to 293,760 words which at 250 word per page is 1175pp!

When Timmy went home, after the cookies and milk were packed up, she lifted her davenport and pulled out the blue and red suit and cape. She was Super Nan

John's boss leant over his desk. "Excuse me," he said, "why have you got a tampon in your ear." John sat up proudly. "It's a symbol of my radical feminism & a statement of solidari

"Det förekommer inga brott av den här typen." GW kliade sig i det redan rufsiga håret. Han fortsatte: "Och anledningen är den att det inte finns någon lag emot det."

Do animal have languages?

"Bibi sishi bosh!" "No! Umu sagar son!" These two Neanderthals disagreed about everything. Bod hit Bub over the head with a roughly-hewn flint. "Ug munu far Lunt ha!"

You have freed the Horses Of Yon, beaten the Middle-Epoch Ogre and Destroyed the Robed Witch, you have earned the prize, here are the Golden Big Boy Pants.

Amber, after some thought, updated her a Facebook status --OMG why do hot guys go for ugly girls? :( :( :( --

He was the prima dona on the assembly line. His screw tightening was the best. Where was his favorite wrench? It needed the right amount a grease. The other workers had enough.

Lobsterman and Godzilla went, for the first time, to the nearest Whole Foods in search of good, healthy food. In the produce department, they looked around like tourists. They were

Fold 1.

Dracula took the night shift at the furniture store. He needed a little money so that he could get HBO.

I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.

List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?

I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of