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I heard footsteps coming nearer and louder. The place was dark. Sweats rolling down my face. " Who's there?!" I shouted. Suddenly, a gun pointed at my face...i was shocked and turn

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Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her in a copper two-piece as Jabba's slave girl, but tonight, their wedding night, she couldn't help but feel a little ill at ease. What if he

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I didn't like driving at night but since it was an emergency I took the car keys and headed towards the shiny new BMW. I opened the door - and stepped into blinding sunshine.

Somewhere the fire was burning, but my friend and I couldn't tell where it was coming from. We were driving to Seattle to visit another friend of mine. As we

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I'm a panda waiting to be rescued from the Antarctic. Why am I here.

"What *are* marriage vows even? Rules? Guidelines? More like suggestion box pipe dreams at best." Man, Craig sure knew how to talk me into justifying the dead hooker in my trunk.

I got a pocket o' beans, a pocket o' beans, a pocket o' beans and a snuffy snuff snuff...

If I found a dog

"Well isn't that FANTASTIC!?" I asked Johann sarcastically. He gave me the look that he wanted me to shut up. I was ruining his interview. This was he shot at being GREAT!

Tiny Bobby & Cindy continued their body tour down the abdomen & into the crotch. Here they met a little man. "Who're you?" "I'm the Scrotum Factotum!" The Scrotum Factotum told 'em

when i was walking along the woods,i saw a man burning in fire and was holdng a hamburger and was burning it in the fire which , he was covered in. and i was shock and i ........

Drats! That damned mouse stole my cheese again. It was day 47, and the vermin was stealing my expensive cheddar cheese. I walked around the apartment slowly, with a shotgun in my

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"You misheard me," I said, hands raised. "I said 'terran-ist.' Means I hold the belief that Mars should be treated as a colony, not independent. Can you put the guns down, please?"

Dressed in a nice white poofy, snowflake icicles dress, little jenna stood up looking at the mirror, "Is this really me? Why do I look like a kid, I am 16 years old, I am

In the great clockwork of the heavens a tiny sphere passes before the furnace and life giver, a speeding messenger of melting lead, an interloper skimming her plasma winds