"You understand that this something I can't just Google, right?"

Det James Jehoshaphat Manatee threw aside his copy of 'The Sheik & the Impatient Virgin'. Retirement was getting boring, so when The Case of the Flowery Corpse crossed his radar he

Father finished off his port & espresso, stretched & yawned, and grasped the table with both hands. "Dinner's over, kids. Now leave Daddy alone. It's folding time."

Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the circle. "Young man, you should not be casting sigils if you have ugly fonts in your soul." Kerrick said, "But they're decorative!" Mozhurel

The crooner was ruining the ambiance around my chicken tenders. "I never had a pa/ Just a picture of U.S. President William Howard Taft and ma," he sang. That would explain

Amberson Shelley kept his head down, didn't say much (which was easy because he didn't have such a head for words as his notable ancestors) and just tried to get by in the world,

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.

habia cinco cerdos

This is my Historia De Un Amor. My name's Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff and my story is the same as yours but different. It began one steaming night in Old Tunis. The dark eyed

I was going to the bar to meet my friend tom when, i got there i saw a group of alive skeleton playing the drum and playing guitar, the tune was so ghostly that the peoples turn..

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

I'll never eat Belgian chocolate again.

There's a reason the Tour de France is called the Tour de France. Because it supposed to happen in FRANCE. Not in London on a MONDAY. Oh the gridlock hell of it all. Bloody French.

The museum shuts down. The mummy sits up and yawns.

I've been trapped in my happy place for over a year now. I don't know how much more I can take.

Uncle Bernie knew he didn't have the noggin for a Noble, but figured he could snag an Ig-Noble prize. He showed chicken plucking could be used to measure tornado winds speeds,

Sergeant Lipschitz sat on a stoop, singing Delibes' Flower Duet - well, at least half of it- to himself. Ever since he had caught a showing of "The Hunger" late one night, he had

Smiles! Everyone! Smiles! (quick, hide that behind your back.) A-hem, welcome to the Wonderful Island of [NAME REVOKED BY OHS]! I am your host, [INSERT NAME HERE].

If I knew that I was going to die that day, I wouldn't have gone to school. Then again, I may have gone for the sheer excitement of doing so, if not to spite THEM.