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"ITS NOT MY FAULT!" screamed the normally sanguine Samantha as she stormed into the tent and sat down in a huff. Ok, sure, she HAD invited the entire cross-country team
Finished
2011-11-28 17:34:39
Took
184 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes, 9 seconds
64
"I'm an expert knife catcher. You there, butcher in the assassin's garb, I bet you have a knife. Throw it here, and I'll catch it. Just make sure it doesn't spin, that's too hard."
Finished
2013-11-05 04:44:33
Took
184 days, 6 hours, 32 minutes, 9 seconds
30
Peter sat down in confessional. "In my day," he thought to himself, "it took a Roman with a sword to make anybody confess." He tried peering through the wooden screen, but the
Finished
2011-10-25 14:19:12
Took
184 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes, 49 seconds
87
The coffee cup waited. Jan poured caffeinated rag water into it. It was the cup with Winnie the Pooh on it. Given to me by the Mexican cleaning lady. A lady I imagined naked but
Finished
2011-07-28 17:13:12
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184 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
88
once upon a time there was a platypus. the platypus liked tea. he was British. the British/Canadian platypus liked carrots. the end
Finished
2011-11-26 12:29:11
Took
184 days, 2 hours, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
27
I love music so much I would...
Finished
2012-02-11 18:01:19
Took
184 days, 1 hour, 16 minutes, 47 seconds
42
The car fell on top of me and I smashed through the skylight, plummeting to the warehouse floor beneath me. I flexed my hand and I slowed down. The cheese had found me at last...
Finished
2012-04-07 02:11:45
Took
183 days, 19 hours, 36 minutes, 47 seconds
11
A drunk man named Nikita its and a woman or space alien (it's hard to tell) named Tables head out to destroy the volcano God contracted by the secret Asian man named Mysterious Man
Finished
2016-07-16 16:41:13
Took
183 days, 16 hours, 26 minutes, 54 seconds
34
Do not poke the tiger. The Frenchman paid no heed.
Finished
2017-02-09 14:56:42
Took
183 days, 13 hours, 58 minutes, 59 seconds
29
The stench permeated the entire cave. There was no mistaking it, we had reached the lair of evil incarnate, death given mortal form -- B'chugerroth, lawgiver and master of the void
Finished
2011-10-24 12:33:56
Took
183 days, 10 hours, 22 minutes, 34 seconds
25
I'd been preparing for this moment for years but you know you'll never really be ready. Still, this was it. I was filled with a mixture of dreaded anticipation and nervous glee. In
Finished
2012-05-11 03:30:15
Took
183 days, 8 hours, 42 minutes, 7 seconds
29
I stood on line at the bank, when 3 masked men burst in brandishing uzis. "ON THE FLOOR NOW!" yelled one. That voice...OMG, it's my long lost dad who left us ages ago! I found him!
Finished
2016-09-11 20:53:25
Took
183 days, 8 hours, 30 minutes, 50 seconds
92
I decided to actively research my hypothesis that intelligence could be drastically increased by culling weak brain cells. I felt smarter already. I opened
Finished
2013-10-24 19:09:51
Took
183 days, 25 minutes, 12 seconds
15
The squirrel had been hatching his plan for weeks. He had eaten his last pinecone on Tuesday. He was now strictly a carnivore. And why not? The apartment complex was full of meat.
Finished
2011-06-16 20:30:59
Took
182 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 1 second
46
"Tell me it again. This time with more detail." The beekeeper needed to know everything he could about the attack before he went to the meeting. If a piece of information was lost,
Finished
2013-03-09 18:04:50
Took
182 days, 19 hours, 54 minutes, 49 seconds
56
You live across the street. You have no neck. A man on a motorcycle visits infrequently. You are blonde, but clearly not having more fun. Hunchback mama please
Finished
2011-12-23 14:28:20
Took
182 days, 17 hours, 58 minutes, 55 seconds
46
A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into a Chinese restaurant. They sit at separate tables and each orders 5 courses. Who ordered the chicken fingers?
Finished
2013-02-27 09:44:48
Took
182 days, 14 hours, 51 minutes, 54 seconds
43
He was sweating again. It happened all the time now. Every time he used his Power, it poured off his forehead and down his nose, dripping onto her face. "Why'd you name it 'Power'?
Finished
2011-07-08 16:55:51
Took
182 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 24 seconds
56
My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."
Finished
2014-10-02 17:02:11
Took
182 days, 10 hours, 13 minutes, 18 seconds
29
"The almighty dollar vs. the Almighty" read the marquee. How US currency got top billing over the Lord is a question
Finished
2011-02-21 15:31:33
Took
182 days, 1 hour, 57 minutes, 54 seconds
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