"No, I'm serious, mom. I'm a meth addict." There was a long pause. "And so is

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It was time for the Bimillennial Dinosaur conference on Godwana. King Tyrranosaurus gave a fiery speech warning of the invasion of furry teeted night crawlers. Pantydraco laughed

We went about our affairs on Earth, confident as rulers of this world while Intellects vast, cool & unsympathetic regarded our planet with envy slowly & surely drawing their plans.

Once upon a time there was a brave little boy named Smith that lived in a swamp with an ogre named George. They were great friends and they did many fun things together like...

The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the

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i was walking in them jungle and suddenly, i saw a slime like water dripping on my hands, when i look up,i was shock to see a hive, and inside of the hive there,was many movement

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"Go ahead" I said. "Take one". I could tell everything I needed to know by what flavor Jolly Rancher each candidate selected. ~Apple~ Hmm, hadn't counted on that. This called for

I have too many skeletons and not enough space to keep them.

There was a picture of me sleeping on my phone. I live alone.

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If I were a bird I'd fly away.

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