Don't you hate when you slip on a banana peal on floor and fall. It's sad because people start calling you banana head. There was also on time when

Angry. Wet. Two loaded Twin-kegs-Fifties. Rain beat down on her as she moved through fowl dense jungle.

The Darkhelm Clan meeting had come to order. Sixteen of the most powerful wizards in the world sat around an oak table, wands concealed but always within reach. Nobody trusted

The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually) was "OK, but only if we can stop by my brother's place first and steal a fifth of vodka." The question had been "

It was 4th and two. 29 seconds to go. I knew they'd be crowding the line of scrimmage, almost assuredly blitzing. I screamed out an audible and looked at Jerry. He nodded. I gunned

They were certainly an odd couple but they could relate on a number of issues. E.T. & the Alien worked well together, E.T. would pretend to be helpless & frightened while the Alien

When I woke up, it was dark. I still had a few matches left, so I lit one. At once, a thousand other matches lit all around me, and I realized I was still in the House of Mirrors

In the beginning there was something. There was something controlled and organized. Then God made something else.

AGAIN! as if your LIFE depended on it! HEAD, shoulders, KNEES and TOES! KNEES and TOES! AGAIN!

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Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.

Miral opened her closet to a dead body falling out. She screamed, and turned the body around, and realized it was

Many years ago there lived an Emperor who desired a new black-blue dress,but when the tailor made it, he was furious:"WHY did you bring me a WHITE-GOLD dress? I specifically said

Waka Flocka Flame was walking through the hood when he decided that he wanted to become the president.

"That's okay," I told her as she struggled to fix the painting, attempting to make it look more presentable, I assumed. "It's better than anything I could do." Another lie.

Welcome to the Ten Thousand club Mr. Faithful. Here's a Certificate of Merit from the FoldingStory founders. It includes the cheat code to see the previous three folds of a story &

That God made us in his image wasn't too surprising, but it was shocking to find he didn't break the mold to make aliens either. In fact noone new there was an invasion in progress

I look in the refrigerator and my chicken pot pie is gone. I am the only person living in this house, so naturally, I called the Ghost Hunters Crew to check this out. Surprisingly,

" Will you love me when I´m hairless?" Rosemary said to John " Yes when you´re hairless and when everything you do is just sleep." John said grasping Rosemary´s hand she looked at

"Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not sneeze." [Urrrpppp] "No, no, no. COUGH!" [Phffttttttttttt] "Dammit!" Dr. Wife threw her stethoscope on the coffee table, irritated by her