Frustrated by the absence of an award for the Greatest Award, I created just such an award and then awarded it to myself for having created and awarded it. The Greatest Award Award

Halfway down the aisle I remembered. "Say, could you tell me where the lime juice is?" The guy stocking shelves said, "On one ..." It lingered in my mind like an unstarted melody

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

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Jim had one goal in mind. To be awesome. Beer? Check. Crossbow? Check. Jerky? Check. Wallet in a shoulder holster? Check. He smoothed his hair and grimaced. Time to

"I'll get around to it," I said as I looked at the broken dish washer. Two weeks later, I was eating off paper plates. Then yesterday, I found it healed itself.

I need a story small enough to read on my phone.

So much for the rain

Sighing, she looked into the dusty mirror and took off her earrings, eyelashes, and nose.

As i walked out of my house, i realized that no one was around, i walked further down the street to confirm my suspicion. I was the last man on earth.

The electric eraser vibrated in my hand, taking the pencil from the page as if it had never been there. On a whim, I held it up and pointed it at the wall, which disappeared and

"We'll make the scones smaller," he said with triumph. The men sitting around the boardroom murmured. The the CEO smiled and said, "Make the scones smaller?" And he nodded, "Small

The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always

he Tic Tacs left on the dresser in my room represented a vital part of my first date with Melissa Rainwater. Melissa was an Indian, now called Native Americans by sensitive types

My name is Florida, but my friends call me Flo. Actually, everyone calls me that because

Cairo.Ben always wanted to visit the piramids and there he was:staring at them wondering how would he go back to the hotel now that his guide had strangely vanished like sand from

Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next on the stage. Herman couldn't believe it, he needed to get high and fast so

I could tell that she knew that he knew a thing or two about making stew with leftover Mountain Dew. Code Red

once he had completed all the heavy lifting, the rest of the move would be easy. caskets tend to weigh a lot though so the use of a crane came to mind. birds cant lift heavy stuff

It all started when Lucy kissed Jermaine.