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The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth Brooks song.

And so the Earthlings offered many fossil fuels as burnt offerings, coal & oil, and their millions of sheep and cows offered methane, and it was not pleasing to the planetary diety

THE YEAR IS 20XX. SCIENTISTS HAVE PREDICTED MASSIVE SOLAR STORMS AND THE WORLD TAKES ACTION. MANKIND SEALS THEMSELVES INTO MASSIVE BUNKERS WHILE THE WORLD IS TURNED INTO WASTELAND

It was an amazing morning and everything was going out fine in my morning walks.Then from the no where someone pops out saying, " Hi Rachel, how are you?" The worst thing is that

The tiny box under the tree was wrapped in gold foil paper &a cute lil' bow. It had my name on it. "Go on," said Ted. "Open it!" I tore into the package, sure that this year, Ted

I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a

The ghost whispered "Who can hear me? I plead with the living, hear me and I will tell you the secret of how I died." A little girl, age 5 heard the ghost and

"Hello? Yes, hello this is Dingy Donk. Is this Gingerbread Guy?" Dingy was hopeful that this time it would be different, that his new college roommate liked smelling shoe too.

The doll had not been in that position when she had left. She new it couldnt just get up and walk around. wondered had her younger sister Leah been in her room while she was out.

I have been studying sperm whales for 11 years so far, and I plan on continuing this career.

I was rollerblading in front of my house at top speed carrying a huge pot of boiling water. Suddenly

If you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are. If you wish upon a star your

The diary of folded stories has a picture of a green elf making hors d'oeuvres for the forest king on page one. On page two is found the following: the secret of folding stories

This is me...I live in a colander in the downstairs cupboard... I like cliffs, and Bungee Jumping, but not parachutes or Bungee Cords. This can lead to some unfortunate mishaps...

The X-Men could have stopped the bank robbers and saved the day, but they were too busy bemoaning that they were mutants and no one understood them. The constant whining started

It was a dark and stormy evening

Mrs. Henderson always used a crooked wand with a few little branches. It kept her humble and provided a safeguard, as she had no idea where her intentions came from anyway. On the

She gave him a watch-chain. "I had to sell my hair." she sighed. He passed her his present. "How ironic, here are some coupons for Great Clips. Look at the time, gotta go."

And the fourth little pig lived in a prefab bungalow in the Poconos with central heating and indoor plumbing. The Big Bad Wolf arrived at the Open House. "Little Pig, Little Pig