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When did you ever hear me quote myself? That is tantamount to reasonable because I am a very quotable guy. I once said about myself that I had lots of things to say about myself to
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2017-07-02 17:02:58
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3 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
67
I dressed to the nines watching my Ps & Qs when the board lit up from my six. I did a smooth 180 put the eyeballs on the target, a sweet sweet 36-24-36 (Classical numbers), coke bo
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2017-11-14 16:31:37
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74 days, 19 hours, 8 minutes, 43 seconds
67
Communication is an act of faith, and I lost all possibility of faith a long time ago.
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2017-12-25 16:10:34
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6 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes, 10 seconds
67
"A poltergeist is nothing but a juvenile trickster determined to plague credulous adults," said Joe Quarter as a teacup smashed against his forehead. Sally tried to look innocent.
Finished
2019-05-03 02:16:20
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1 year, 54 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes, 36 seconds
67
Flashing lights danced across my eyelids - just sensations at first, then alternating red and blue. A murmur of voices caught my attention, and I realized they were talking about
Finished
2019-07-04 00:57:40
Took
143 days, 21 hours, 11 minutes, 50 seconds
68
Sam the trunk murderer was asleep on the sofa one morning when his mom came downstairs. "Sam! Clean up this mess!" "Aw, but mom, it's ONLY A TORSO!" Mom was furious. "I'm sick of
Finished
2018-06-05 09:14:51
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3 years, 216 days, 9 hours, 4 minutes, 15 seconds
68
- Fade to Black - FIN. The blue velvet curtain came down. That was short. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Just 15 minutes?
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2019-02-16 00:26:59
Took
3 years, 309 days, 14 hours, 50 minutes, 14 seconds
68
Putting down the paper he went out to the garage. His victim was still tied to the chair, but awake. "You know what is going to happen next?" a scared "No" was uttered, but he knew
Finished
2019-11-01 16:19:50
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4 years, 74 days, 7 hours, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
68
Small or not, Trump's hands were nowhere near as large as his...ego. If Trump were to measure his success by the size of his beaver basher...well...the sky's the limit.
Finished
2016-08-01 16:31:50
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150 days, 9 minutes, 54 seconds
68
I don't really remember the day I was born...or the day I died for that matter. So I suppose we'll have to skip past all that and get to the real story. Not that there's
Finished
2016-05-30 12:45:30
Took
4 days, 20 minutes, 39 seconds
68
Strange to say, but even though Hrengor the Beholder was my alt, it felt like we looked at each other when we discover that one of his alts, Arbo the Starmage, played yet another
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2017-04-17 12:35:28
Took
7 days, 23 hours, 31 minutes, 54 seconds
68
Some people are born as diamonds in the rough. Others aren't born at all. And some, the lucky few, are born different. And when I say different, I mean blue hair and mind reading.
Finished
2019-12-12 15:02:56
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84 days, 18 hours, 37 minutes, 4 seconds
68
Footsteps on the dance floor remind me baby of you. Tear drops in my eye eyes, next time I'll be true. Whispers in the powder room, she cries on every tune, every tune, every tune
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2013-06-24 16:01:04
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96 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes, 8 seconds
68
Pregnant women must eat 18 chewy chocolate chip muesli bars during their first trimester. After the quickening only crunchy chocolate chip muesli bars should be eaten because
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2013-06-01 01:23:02
Took
7 days, 25 minutes, 44 seconds
68
I don't understand it. It seems like my worst most convoluted folds end up finishing, while the literary masterpieces folded three maybe four times somehow always get lost. WHY?
Finished
2015-11-05 21:55:10
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2 years, 192 days, 22 hours, 53 minutes, 2 seconds
68
I shrugged with every fiber of my being.. Finally the big fat hairy smelly sweaty greasy carbuncle-covered weight was off my shoulders.
Finished
2016-10-13 17:21:02
Took
3 years, 169 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes, 2 seconds
68
Detective Manatee felt uncomfortable in his dinner suit. 'The Marriage of Detective Manatee' was premiering at Sydney Opera House with tenor Lucio Lamantino in the star role. In
Finished
2014-10-25 21:31:02
Took
1 year, 173 days, 13 hours, 30 minutes, 37 seconds
68
Kimberley Stockholm was a godzilla - she had arms that were a mile long, teeth that you could see your reflection in, and her breath...YEEEEESHHHH!
Finished
2018-12-29 03:43:27
Took
5 years, 226 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, 42 seconds
68
I have beautiful feet
Finished
2016-11-04 18:09:55
Took
3 years, 150 days, 12 minutes, 13 seconds
68
Beeeep. The alarm clock startled me out of the bed and onto the floor. I groaned and groggily checked the time. 52 stars and a penny. It was far too early for me to fully function.
Finished
2014-12-29 06:24:27
Took
1 year, 182 days, 4 hours, 21 minutes, 19 seconds
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