Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još nisu radila. Istuširali smo se i oživeli. Nije bilo tolikooo strašno hladno. Miris vazduha je bio dobar. Bili smo sami na Velikom kanalu.

I hate it when I fold a fold, only to discover that I contributed to a story on a steep downward spiral. It's a waste of my time & talent & if it happens again, I'm gonna

The scientists who brought us Magic Candles had also experimented with self-regenerating Magic Icing. "Never come up short on shortening," they claimed. But disaster struck when

As I plan to end my own life, I learn many things. How swallowing razorblades won't hurt as much as you think, how overdosing does little damage, and how to tie a noose.

He had finally purchased the original Leonardo da Vinci codex. After much restoration he noticed a series of images on the corner in invisible ink. Flipping the pages, he saw

Janie liked to eat boogers. She was ashamed of her fetish because it was taboo. At school she would fight the urge to poke her nose and enjoy a delicacy that only the weirdos do.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to check a pulse, so

"Never mix serif and sans serif in a single document unless you know what you're doing." Slap! It stung. It hurt because it was true. Her name was Helvetica and she

"This here with the holes, kinda neutral tasting is Swiss, & this stinky moldy soft cheese is French - what else?, & the biggest cheese of all, well that's Texan with a captial T"

When I arrived home, the door was opened. I thought about my cats and if they were safe. Suddenly, I heard a noise and people stepping down the stairs very quickly. I didn't unders

At the changing of the pants ceremony a crowd of tourists gathered. Everyday Vernon would change his pants at exactly 9.23 pm. The best spot for viewing the changing of the pants

Victor could not get a date. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he had a single eyebrow encircling his entire face.

Testing...1..2..she said into the microphone, her hands shaking at her sides.

"Ia! Ia! Shug-Niggurath!" I shouted, and within seconds the Elder God appeared in all its gibbering glory. "Could you get me a beer? I'm parched". Winning that bet with Nodens

Why do I always want to type these phrases, "Don't turn around, uh-oh, Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh? Peter asked himself as he spiked his hair.

"The Joy of Sex and Cooking" recommends Buttercream Frosting as they best and smoothest of the food lubes.

Who says you can't end a sentence with a preposition, asked the professor. what is a preposition asked the old man. He had been sitting at the same bench for 3 years and still did

So late it was really early I opened the window and sucked in the fresh air. The starlight was brighter than usual but it was washed out by the

He was fat and Avant Guard which meant that he needed

She peers at the box in curiosity. Johnny told her not to open it; Johnny said he'd be back soon. She sneaks a peak around and glances back at the box.