Garfield had joined the Baltimore police force. Yeah he was an orange cat but he had wanted to make a difference. That was before he wanted to take down Stringer Bell.

The classroom was buzzing with rowdy, sweaty children. I couldn't even hear myself think.

Joe's bud opens the door for him as Joe stated in shock "man, I slept on the bus and when I woke up there was this big whole, made with scissors on my jeans. Who made it? Why? How?

Everest - the highest point in the world. A place to truly contemplate the meaning of life. I stared out at the magnificent sunset when.. CLUNK! an oxygen tank hit the back of my h

Why do you say you didn't eat my tahini when I can clearly see some there at the corner of your mouth?

"The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is special air force units that guide our bomber formations!" winked the commander. God I hated him.

He showed up at her door with a bouquet of roses and knocked. The door opened & there she stood, her blue eyes widened in surprise. "I'm sorry," he said with a smile. "What are you

Prueba

The ancient Greek temple of Sniffbopolas was built for cowboys to worship. The cowboys would herd menotaurs to the gates of the temple for an annual sacrifice by riding on

It's bad enough the music on the radio is playing sucky Pink songs, & now I have to take the monitor to the Apple store bc the cat peed on it, but do we have to play "What # am I

I had nothing left to live for. But I wasnt going to kill myself. Mainly because I hated the thought that I might get stuck in some sort of purgatory or limbo for eternity. Instead

Between me and the greatest American novel is Candide, a 15-pound Blue Russian cat who sits on my chest every morning.

"This is what it has come to," said Morton. "I know," said Mildred. Morton paged through the pamphlet about how to manifest reality, thinking "We already have one." The envelope

No question. Transplants were needed. But usually donors remain anonymous.The testaments both stated they'd only accept each others tissues so Brad & Angie truly became Brangie

The Chefs of Folding Story were at a crossroads. They knew about "too many chefs" and yet so often something excellent was cooked up. A crow alighted. The sacred cutting board was

Gentlemen, the professor started, I am here to talk to you about my greatest invention yet. Imagine if you will, the impact that the modern toilet had when it was invented. Well,

Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.

As my life flashed before my eyes, I remembered where I put my keys.

Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!

And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she