Todays the day that will change my life and I am ready, it has been a long time coming and nothing will stop me, no longer encumbered I have the means and vision to complete it.

Hitragzutus was a minor demon responsible for making shower curtains cling to people while they showered. He longed to be assigned a higher torment by Beelzebub.

Scratch and sniff stickers were never designed for the information age... until now.

I'm a centipede. A lonely centipede. In the last ten days I truly learned what the word sadness means. My therapist says it's a kind of depression, but I don't know. Actually

The gypsy, Sarii wandered the forest, searching for her camp. "Where am I?" She questioned her self, finally realizing the marks she had left on the trees were no longer in sight.

"Just don't make me look like such a total idiot again George. I mean honestly, you should have seen their faces. Disgust. And rightfully so. I was a moron up there. Just glad it's

Dark, thick smoke filled the night air. If only things had been different...

I sighed. There, in the coffee room, was a lone quarter of a cake doughnut from this morning. Dare I eat it? But only a piggy would finish the box. I split it in half again.

The Reciters wandered in the toxic mist along the highway, before a dawn that would never come -- the Firemen exhausted in pursuit, the phantom calls from Mars unanswered,

She untangled her hair and found a hunk of doodie in it.

The old ram stands looking down over rock slides, stupidly triumphant. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm. "We're going to put you under now," he said softly. "Count backwards from 10...9...8...7.." When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked

She missed the boy so very much. The ease of their conversations, his ever contagious laugh, and most of all the beautiful words, so miticulously chosen, that he spoke. He was her

"You understand that this something I can't just Google, right?"

Det James Jehoshaphat Manatee threw aside his copy of 'The Sheik & the Impatient Virgin'. Retirement was getting boring, so when The Case of the Flowery Corpse crossed his radar he

Father finished off his port & espresso, stretched & yawned, and grasped the table with both hands. "Dinner's over, kids. Now leave Daddy alone. It's folding time."

Mozhurel pulled Kerrick roughly from the circle. "Young man, you should not be casting sigils if you have ugly fonts in your soul." Kerrick said, "But they're decorative!" Mozhurel

The crooner was ruining the ambiance around my chicken tenders. "I never had a pa/ Just a picture of U.S. President William Howard Taft and ma," he sang. That would explain

Amberson Shelley kept his head down, didn't say much (which was easy because he didn't have such a head for words as his notable ancestors) and just tried to get by in the world,

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.