It lay dormant in the root cellar for years, curled fetus-like into a ball and buried under old comics and cobwebs. Years later it woke, its metamorphosis complete, the stubby

Happy, Sneezy, Grouchy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful & Doc

Caught a mouse in my house, and put him in my shoe

Party! Party! Parrrrrteeeeee!!!! PARTY! BEER! YEAH! Partypartyparty! GLUG-GLUG-GLUG! (urp!) Hey therez youz tharz, Yur my best friend. Hahahah... DUBSTEB! WHOOOOO!!!

The people who come for answers from the cards must be treated gently. They are usually looking for a way out. I don't stack the deck, I don't make false shuffles, but still

I gotta admit, Marvin, that's one heck of a carrot, said farmer Joe. In all 50 years of his farming life he had never seen a carrot like that. Marvin felt Joe's jealousy and simply

It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the

It was the 67th Annual Gentlemen's-Only chocolate tasting festival, thousands of men gathered each year to discover the finest new chocolates and moan about their oppressive wives

The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the

Take a fist and put it through a Zombies chest, grab whatever hot and salty goo is in there and twist. That's how I like to start my morning. Grim. Fetid. Committed.

She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called

I am out of my mind. It's alright though. I hear this voice. It tells me how to behave to avoid my madness from drawing attention. Now I suspect it is setting me up.

I stood still and frozen all night, after shooting my best friend. As the sun rose above the distant hills, the blood splattered among the blades of grass blended in with the sky.

Sophie opened the door to the basement, as memories of dozens of horror movies flickered through her thoughts. Should she go down and look for it? Or should she give up now?

I woke up it was 7, I waited till 11, Just to figure out that no one would call. I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them, What's another night all alone?

It was a hot summer day in Savannah. A little boy named Chris really wanted ice cream. He begged his mom to take him but she refused. He now has to think of a way to get ice cream.

A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge saunter down an alleyway in her iron heals and patented Stoatbag. Crime had plummeted in Gotham since she opened the Stoat academy

And then he appeared. Patrick Swayze. His angel wings flapped from his temples. I tried to speak but he held up his finger. Shirtless. He said, "Now I've had, the time of my

There I was in my one piece at the 2013 Muff Dive for the Cure, poised precariously at the end of the board. 100 feet below, a tank of muffs, with a school of muff sharks lazily

Before I left the house for the day I put on my Thinking Hat. A cool breeze gently lifted my Thinking Hat from my head and sent it floating towards a woman in a hot pink dress