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...I lied to my doctor. Yet again. This time I didn't even need to.

"...and if you are one of the first 50 callers today, we'll double your order at no additional cost!" I called immediately. I had to have the Tiddy Bear in every color!

Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

The world was stunned to learn that, contrary to conventional wisdom, the majority of vegetables were sentient, intelligent creatures, and that, in fact, vegetarians were

The day began like any other -the birds were singing, a gentle breeze was blowing- and yet, George could not help but feel a barely perceptible sense of foreboding, as if he knew

I had the name for a bit but then it changed all of the sudden when the woman walked through the door.

Dave got to his feet swaying slightly. "I hope that everyone associated with this travesty shites a Christmas tree," he proclaimed

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

One dark night, I took a walk to the grocery store.

He'd never gone for low hanging fruit like the rest of the Dusters. Elitism. Strict and impeccable. He'd commanded T7's in the wake of Event Horizons harvesting Nardox Radiat

The spooky girl sat next to me on the train. I pretended to do a cryptic crossword. She whispered "Ever think that darkness is not the absence of light but a physical force?"

That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to

"What we have here, gentlemen, is a failure of wit." The airport brainscans showed massive cerebral erosion with activity in the brainstem only. "So why is he still at large?"

"Why do you love me?" "Because you're beautiful." "Anything else?" "No."

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named allison.

It's CPA's that I hate. They all act like they went to some tough graduate school and are like doctors, and they are all idiots. All of them. That's why they put those stupid

"Hey Gramps, I'm a chowderhead. Get it?" "Haha. Jimmy, didya know you can tell the age of a clam by counting the bands on its shell? Why this one here's probly near to 500 years

Austin Dental Bridge: A New Look It is the era of beauty consciousness everywhere. All that people worry all over the world is majorly about how they look. A woman who does not hav

There once was a boy who wanted a friend. He wasn't sure how to go about asking someone to be his friend.