My Grandfather motioned with his feeble hand as I approached the bed. I bent down to listen to his last words. "Listen son... Eat... Sleep... Rave... Repeat."

The sun is setting and all is quiet, the gentle breeze carries the scent of woody moss and honeysuckle, I lit the candles that formed the path through the woods to the gazebo where

Roberta sat in the boardroom, trembling in her designer dress. Had her brilliant deception been uncovered or was the boss about to give her a

There were man like Bob Change, for Bob Change lived up to his name. And not, mind me, on the political way. Bob would come, and Change would follow, like a thurderstorme in Kansas

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The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater beer and smiled, "Life is a flat circle."

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An alliteratively-named celebrity was having violent sex one day after consuming mass quantities of food and drugs. Many animals

"I'll have the salad, thanks." "OK great, will that be with chicken or steak?" "No, no, the salad." "Right, yes. With freshly grilled chicken, or marinated steak?" "No you jackass,

"Bye, Brad!" I called. "Thanks for the ride! I owe ya one!" Brad smiled & tilted his chin. "No problem. Quiche you later."

I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.

"Well I never!" pearl clutcher Iris Wu shrieked, gaping at the orgy. But honestly, the good people of Whitehaven would gasp themselves * if they knew what Iris got herself into in

A tisket a tasket, a delicious clotted crumpet, tea with milk & their ilk wrapped in silk in a picnic basket delivered by a strumpet. But she dropped it, dropped it, yes on the way

In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

We are born to die, and we die to live, so what's the point in living life if it just contradicts?

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The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life