He eats a lot because he has an emotional

Once upon a time, there was no time. It came later, but it was late. Time marches on and waits for no man; however, for a woman, time stands still until she is ready.

He gurgled, he growled. He huffed and he squinted. The ground rolled and the dust lit gloom hovered. The praying mantis lifted his cataract coated goggles and peered into the dist

Mr Obsessive-Compulsive had just washed his car. He then drove his car to his mother's house. Along the way he crossed a bridge with a Pelican sitting on a street light. Splat!

It was in the days of junkfood prohibition. Ed was crossing the canadian border with a duffle full of twinkies. A risky stage was the

Seeking a brief reprieve from taking care of grandmother, I made my way to the bathroom. I had heard from family that she was hiding some strong stuff in her medicine cabinet,

One day, I was running on the beach and fell into a huge hole.

Having just completed my meta-analysis of all 84,025 folds to date, and correcting for coincidence, collusion, and allowed randomization, I have concluded that

I'm in a couch. No lie.

The Merlins and Morgaines and all their holy sisters and brothers of the poor sad Earth flexed their wings and sent their sigils and their blessings forth, to no avail. But still,

From jail, Lance Armstrong tweeted daily that crop circles were alien messages about the dangers of GMO corn. Determined to save Earth upon his release, he rode his bike to Iowa

It was on an endless loop. Eternally. Forever. "I am job." Robin Williams said in Mrs. Doubtfire. Weird. Creepy. Over and over again, "I am job."

Superman stomped in. Grizzled. Unshaved. He grabbed the Johnny Walker from the bartender. No protest. He slugged back a shot. Then flicked beer nuts at hypersonic speed just to

"And that is why I will never wear top hats ever again." Aaron turned to me. "So, how about you, George?" he said. "Do you have any irrational fears of harmless objects?"

A Frito, a Cheeto & a Dorito were sitting around the pantry one day. The Cheeto said "I'm the cheesiest!" The Dorito said "I'm the most angular!" The Frito looked at the others and

Sometimes, I wonder if dogs are capable of rationale thought. Are they able to complete logical syllogism? Are they able to organize complex data structures? Then the car swerved

Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come, come. I'm gonna tell you a story so epic that it will make you take a step back and analyse your wretched miserable little life. Ready?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 BOOM. (Sigh.) I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (Ugh!) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (ARRRGH!) Next.

I'd rather create than add but if we all create and never add there'd be no finish. 10,000 one-fold stories just isn't going to cut it. As you can tell,

On Valentine's Day 2013 at the Robot Restaurant in Harbin, China, IBM's Watson and Cleverbot celebrated their secret anniversary. Later they wandered through the Ice Festival's