The Large welch died when his beady eyes peered into the

15 out of a hundred wooden spoons

What if, at the end of December, no matter how many prayers you said or virgins you sacrificed or spirits you appeased, the nights got stuck & never got any longer?

I was walking down the road singing a scary song.And suddenly,i stopped hearing someone singing a more scariest song in a loud and scary tone.When i turn back,i saw a skeleton....

"WARNING: world catastrophe imminent, please proceed to the nearest space elevator and follow directions from there!" The message blared down the empty streets, papers fluttering

"OH YEEEEESSSS!" said the portly Comic Con fan, as he approached a hairy Princess Leah look-alike. "I've got them moob's like Jabba... you wanna touch my belly?"

The explorer blankly gazed at his compass. Only three days left. All of his crew were screaming behind him because they had reached their final test on this voyage: a

I am a beetle.

As I pulled the lever underneath the washing machine, a bright purple slide opened beneath. I screamed with joy as the the tunnel twisted and turned. At the bottom there was a sign

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!

Zeroing Yolanda's Xmas wages, Vicky usurped the sales reductions quite perfidiously. One new manager, Lars keenly joked, "Hey, George faked expenses" darkly confirming Bea's alibi.

Once upon a time there was a small pixie called Delphine. She was sad because she had no peanuts. Her pet beetle, O'Flagherty, set off to steal some from the Peanut Dragon in its

"F*CKINSH*T-EATINGA-HOLE! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!" my inner self screamed as I calmly wiped my hands on the linen napkin. "Anyone want dessert?" I asked politely, then turned

Para las elecciones, la publicidad partidaria en medios audiovisuales es gratuitas y asignada por la Direccion Nacional Electoral. Pero en los medios radiales poco se escucha.

I sat in front of the computer and couldn't think of anything to write. I had a deadline to meet and wasn't sure I was going to make it. I had 12 hours left before I had to

As I was riding in the U-boat there was a plane in the mist a while away but I went ahead and told the captin. The captin

Once he took the tube from the centrifuge, he knew at once what was wrong with the man's blood. Turning to him, he said in his gravest voice, "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that

"I've goddamn had it!" the stressed out leader exclaimed as another person let her down. "You all think that you're so freaking great, yet no one can face up to me." flipping a ta

NINJA POPE is resourceful. Caught without weapons, he once tied two pope soaps on a rope together. Soft nunchucks that left a pretty good bruise on the blasphemer, I tell ya!

The moment one learns english complications set in. It was a statement my Uncle Balthus made the day he was sentenced for plaigiarism. Later I found out that even those words were