After years of research and development, we have discovered the exact genes for the cold virus. We have applied for a patent and contacted companies for trademark naming rights.

Fred didn't turn up to work today. He sent a text saying he was in Shanghai & now co-owner of a bar there and wouldn't be coming to work ever ever again.

My name is Tess, and I'm an alien. Life can get weird like this, but I've learned to act normal, at least. Except that one time...

Pizza. Ausgerechnet Pizza. Keine Banane. Nein. Auf einem Stück seiner Leib- und Magenspeise musste er ausrutschen. Heilige Scheiße! Welcher Honk hatte die denn fallen lassen?

The Thompson Twins entered the strange telephone booth. As soon as they closed the door sparks and tubes spun around. When they exited it was 2012 and they were

Things to do before I die: 1. See the Northern Lights. 2. Go skydiving. 3. Visit Australia. 4. Win the lottery.

That God made us in his image wasn't too surprising, but it was shocking to find he didn't break the mold to make aliens either. In fact noone new there was an invasion in progress

Today is my 2 year anniversary on FoldingStory. Do I get a present or anything?

Aside from being understandably horrified, Dianne looked pissed. I mean, I don't blame her. I hadn't exactly informed her tonight's date would begin with hiding my dead roommate's

The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise, gets bored, makes two humans & tells them not to eat an apple. Ofcourse they do, get kicked out & turn truly wicked, except one guy Noa

He put the maglight between his teeth and looked deeper into the storage locker. He had the winning bid at the auction but wondered about the previous owner, Dr. Acula.

I was eating my pet cat jiminy bob von jiggle mick thurmando arnsldo Lorenzo albert barrack the V junior because of the sudden rise of

Thick Hatch splattered his acolytes with his ink brush. "To hell with mincing about on eggshells and stringing words like popcorn in a storm! Folks are fundamentally unpeaceful, so

"Eli, take cover!",as soon as Jun warned him Eli ducked from the water bomb which was thrown by Lode. "You could have hurt me with that!"shouted Eli.

Tomorrow Bob Nutterbuddy undergoes emergency surgery. How will this effect his half-crazed wife & children still reeling from his bankruptcy, the fire that destroyed their home &

The mad gleam in his eye pierced the night, he said, "Smell this pit will you?" I looked at where his crooked thumb hooked towards. This was not going to be pretty.

Sail on, Silver Girl

My family looks upon my career as printer salesman with some derision, but I'm about to make the deal of a lifetime. "The Duke" wanted a new face to evade the feds & my 3D printer

Dear Folding Story team, why did you leave us and leave the site to rot? Why did you abandon us?

"Jeepers", he said as he looked at the stolen Wii Cameron had just pulled out of his schoolbag. "I can't believe you just stole that", Jasper honoured his tenacity. "Aren't you