it is hard to reason someone out of a place he didn’t use reason to get into

It seemed innocent enough, just type a few words on the fly. A random thought about the day. But who is monitoring these thoughts? Who keeps a file in Washington?

Luis was making a pizza delivery south of the border. The customs officer asks him if he has anything to declare. "Solo un cheese pizza officer an' 2 colas." "I smell anchovies

It was one of those weeks when my arm had looked like it had been put in a food blender. As I was getting changed for P.E one of the mean slutty girls noticed my acts of self harm.

I was going home, suddenly in front of me stood a vampire with sharp razor teeth. In vampire's eyes i could see laser shooting out towards me, i was rooted to the ground..

Shopping spree!Shoooooeeeeeessssss!Anne felt she owned the world and that mall was her kingdom...

Ruth was interested in learning a trade. Each of her brothers had something they excelled at. James was the smith, Frederick was the tanner and Edward the hunter. Ruth wanted to

Hola! Tal como le adelantábamos en la página abrimos este espacio para que entre todos sigamos escribiendo la historia de la web. ¿Quien se anima a dar el primer paso?

Will there ever be a time that hot cheese sandwiches are not appreciated anymore? The crunchyness of the bread, the gooey runnyness of the cheese, ah the delight of the cheese that

Sometimes relationships can be about distance -- lots and lots of distance. I really don't want the intrusions of others to influence the finely balanced stew in the crucible of my

Big Foot and the Yeti walk into a bar. They sit down in a dark corner. They order two gimlets. They take in the scene. Some hot young debutantes sit down with them. That's when

My tweed waterbed is the centrepiece of my boudoir. I use it to seduce outdoor types such as gamekeepers, assistant gamekeepers, gamekeepers mates and environmentalists. Rough twee

Maybe it was all the Zoro episodes I watched as a kid. I dunno. But I found that leather was good. When a problem came along, I'd crack my whip and whip it good.

Be fruitful and multiply? Bitch please. I'm gonna be fruitful and exponentiate.

I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local

A stuffed polar bear, a pile of sketch books, two empty glasses and yesterday's newspaper; that was what they found in the captain's cabin when they finally broke down the door.

My name is Wrong Robert, I don't mean that it is incorrect i mean that my name really is Wrong Robert Baker.

Twarn't long afore the drone of the engines inspired Kelly to sing to his lonesome: "I am a poor starfaring stranger, traveling through this vasty space" Kelly looked at the stasis

Encyclopedia Brown questioned the Chef of the Golden Dugong on the decapitation of Head of the restaurant Feng Ruilang,while Det. Manatee tried lighting a soggy cigarette.Giving up

Are you kidding me? Badgers? Again?