"Could you hold this a moment?" the old witch said as she placed my heart in my hands. "Sure" I said as I fell on it. Her house and others on fire, Molten Man on the loose, it was

Aslan's claws tore through the underbrush like Valyrian steel through Orc flesh. He had to reach King's Landing before the White Witch sacrificed Gandalf to the Drowned God.

Amberson Shelley kept his head down, didn't say much (which was easy because he didn't have such a head for words as his notable ancestors) and just tried to get by in the world,

Rules to follow if you want to successfully survive a zombie event:/ Never reveal your real name.

In the shadow of a crumbling mansion, an old woman whispered her secret to a man clad in a cloak of silver feathers. His face expressed utter

Dora and Boots sang, "Where are we going? To Mordor! How we gonna get there? We'll walk!" The Map told them: "The Shire...Mordor...Mount Doom! The Shire...Mordor...Mount Doom!"

the deep darkness of this room makes the best hero's to shiver to run away like a baby. and what do you expect from a real baby to do that cold breeze on my face it makes the hairs

Is this house haunted or am i just crazy?

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listen, bruja, I think you're approaching all this wrong...how can he even dignify that with a response? ESPECIALLY him. We gotta go stealth.

"Mock me again. I dare you!" And so he did. Ronald's fist crashed down into his jaw for the third time, or was it the fourth? He was beaten. Broken beyond repair and all he knew

If particles have mass because they interact with the Higgs field why do electrons & protons have different mass? Do they have different wavelength like light moving through glass?

The Sun has feelings too, you know, just like you. He is just too polite to show them. He doesn't want to be one of "those" stars. It is what it is but he doesn't want it not to be

Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when

If I know what I know, because I knew it, and I can't know what I don't know, can I intuit?... If I intuit, I must have knew it, so my plea must be "I'll do it!" When "I'll do it"

Two young cowboys went riding out one dark & windy day. Upon a ridge they rested as they went up on their way. When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed sheep they saw

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

WW 1 was the chemists war, poison gas in the trenches. WW 2 the physicists war, atom bombs. WW3 will be the cyverneticists war, robot killing machines, WW4, the flint chippers war,

Come gather round people, wherever you roam.

On the next deep space probe, we attached a hard drive containing all the LOL cat memes ever created. We hope that aliens will understand.