On a random summer day back in high school; my best friend and I inserted the keys into my dad's John Deere Riding Lawnmower and chugged the lil' tractor onto the road into traffic

So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's Mines, Shangra La, Mu, Lemuria and Atlantis all in one evening while using Google Maps.

There was a story claimed the "Greatest Story in the World." But when Dr. Bushwhacker revised it, the claim was proven wrong.

The dictator gathered the propagandists-to-be for his instructions. "Instead of a resume, design a poster that proclaims your superiority over the other candidates. Only one of you

There is a land where the temperature is always nice, the trees are always green and the flowers always bloom. Everybody is always smiling, which is nice but also quite boring, to

After the accident, he was able to taste music. The Overture from the Flying Dutchman was lime jello. Motorhead's Ace of Spades, burnt grilled cheese.

'Do you have any idea how fast you were going?' 'Yeah, it was awesome, right?'

It doesn't matter what you smell like, feel like, look like, taste like, sound like, or act like. While I'm in one of those moods, if you make eye contact, it's

Sing through a vacuum cleaner hose and play back backwards in a steel drum while passing steam through a radiator. Mix with bridge cable vibrations and whale flatulation sped up

el sábado por la tarde, cuando

después de un largo camnio por la ladera

You are illiterate. You can register most of the words but are unable to subvocalize what an author meant to say, assuming the author actually says anything at all, which

One day, Sonichu was zapping to the extreme, when the Man in the Pickle Costume suddenly appeared and gave him a great, big hug.

He collected literature from alternate dimensions. He had just aquired Jorge Orwellington's "1985." and placed it beside June Aspen's "Pride and Perceptions." But what he really

"Self-examination is the mother of escapism." Jean-Paul took a long drag from his clove cigarillo and looked severely at Camille. In turn, she removed her heart-lensed sunglasses

Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a Millionaire", was on the last question. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?. Is it A) D , B) C, C) A or D) B." " To this Bob answer

If I found a dog

I was having tea with the vicar yesterday. He picked up a knife. "Cake?" he said. "Or death?" I joked. The Rev. looked at me strangely. I looked at the knife in his hand and swallo

Dr. Crotchieghrasper was proud of his gallstone collection. He had amassed an impressive collection of specimens displayed in the reception. Of them all the one that looked lik

This was the worst downpour in decades, yet the gale and thunder could not silence the creaking sound of the rope tucking Spencer's throat. The gang leader had finally been hanged.