Her clothes were soaked through and her skin was caked in blood. She had no idea how long she was in this pit, but she knew that she wouldn't last much longer with the conditions

"Branton Solicitors". "Dad,I'm in a bit of trouble could you help me out?" "Reginald,is that you? Where are you!" "I'm in Fucking, Austria". "You watch your mouth son!" "I'm seriou

I was walking to the local grocery to pick up things for dinner, when I stumbled upon a book lying in the middle of the sidewalk.

5th Grade

"Get back in the gorilla suit," I directed. I could already smell the Oscar. "Action!" Gorilla: My darling, at long last, I've returned. But I have strict orders to eliminate

The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:

Over thirty days of drizzling rain and my mood is as dull as the cloud who's unselfconscious drool oozes down my window. Can we all scream "GREY", god i'm sick of grey.

Lockdown. Time to play into his psyche. White room. No stimulus. The "interrogatee" was ready for the first wave. Burt was the edge and I was the rope. I counted to three and

To pay off my gambling debt, I stole money from myself in fold #2. Yeah! now I can pay it off. I wonder where I got the money in the first place?

The man who read these enchanted words decided to add to them. The words he added were almost as enchanted as these. But he decided that he would include the word 'Clock' once.

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. Justice? You get justice in the next world, in this world you have the law. Sheriff Burton unholstered his Colt

Brad loved Hallowe'en now even more than he did as a kid. But somehow the bloody hand prints on the house and the big black pentagram and candles in the driveway disturbed his n

La historia de Francisca, camila, Daniel y bla,bla,bla

So you know that little niblet of deliciousness that sticks out the side of a chicken leg marinated in teriyaki and baked at 350 for 90 minutes? Yeah, that's the part that

1. "When you assume you make an ass out of you and me."

Within a few weeks, a new religion had been born via Facebook and Twitter, with a billion adherents. "We're not here to control other people or set things on fire, we're here to

As I gazed over the canyon filled with squid, I thought about my 12 children and wonder what could come of them. Then I dove in. The millions of squid fought hard but one by one I

When he died part of my heart died with him. I still talk to him often. No he doesn't answer! I'm not that nuts. I hear his sayings "What goes up will come down but where?" Rocks

Fact: One in four house fires are caused by a drunk person trying to cook food. Also a fact: Mort had just fired up the stove and was about to add to the statistics.

He seated the cabbages with respect and served them bowls of buckwheat groats and cups of fine black tea. Most people were inconsiderate savages, but he felt comfortable and hoped