"Bah humbug." Scrooge said. Thanksgiving was a sham. He threw turkey at townspeople and went home smiling. That evening, he was visited by three birdbrained ghosts. Chains rattled

Finally, an econimist strolled out with a magic marker. "Since zeroes equal nothing, let's just cut off the last six numbers from the national debt." Congress applauded.

Listening to FUNK music, not only makes me want to bogey dance, but also let my downtown mustache go a little wild and crazy.

Big Bob could still here the mantra "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." He quickly clicked away from the McD ad. "Have it your way." He relaxed & grabbed anoth

Old Master told him, "So many come to lose their thrashing inner conceptions, to relax into the All or some such crap, but you, Luke Renard, you should flourish however." Luke felt

Mr. Ham R. Tongs pointed at the pie chart. "As you can see, we spent too much on Manhole Covers this fiscal year. I purpose we switch from cast iron to corregated cardboard."

It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh sure, roast a marshmallow, take a leak on a tree, sleep with the moon as your nightlight. Great, grand, wonderful. But

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit

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"I am BATMAN!" "I AM GROOT!" "I AM IRON MAN"... "BATMAAN!!" "GROOOT!!" "IRON MAAAN!!"

The toast popped up and he caught it in the air. He got out the jar of boogers and slathered them on the toast, smiling at the thought of

I quit my day job and opened up a restaurant where we served whole steamed crabs, artichokes, sunflower seeds, and pomegranates. It was all you can eat (30 minute time limit). My

I could drink no more but the man kept buying. Damn he was handsome. What could I do? Say no? If only I could say no. It seemed a curse of mine to always say yes. He took me by the

The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only

Bob,curious to find out what's happening ,walks all the way out to the farmer and ask him , 'Excuse me Farmer Haris ,could you you tell me what you are doing?'

Nancy Drew took a long drag of the joint and handed it to one of the Hardy Boys. "Work's been slow," she said. "Us, too." She pushed a Candyland playpiece across the map thoughtful

The ship in a bottle was found in the hold of a three master submerged near the rocky coast off Valparaiso. Curiously the bottle was filled with an unknown spirit. Morton uncorked

As Dr. Fadoodledaddle entered the exam room, he found himself reflecting on the fact that so few of his patients

Crack! Debris showered down on little Andrew's head. Crack! He cowered. "Help!" he cried but noone heard him. He was stuck. Stuck under his burning home. No escape. No help.