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Of course it was B.S. This guy was a classic charlatan. "I just sign here & all my ailments go away? What's the catch?" "No catch. All your problems will go to someone you don't ev

Brother Wallace awoke in a strange and peculiar place. He was in a darkened room with the only light coming from a dim magenta lit hallway. "Where am I" he pondered

Christmas shopping ideas for my spouse: undersized green bikini briefs with a red bow around my 'package'? Surprise minivaction to local hotel with wellness pampering for two?

Believe in yourself right from the start! Do not dog yourself out because that just makes it worse on little old you! Be encouraged.

I and my friend went to the changi beach in the holidays. when, we got there we heard ha! ha! ha! we turned behind to see who was it? i was shock to see a joker licking a ice-cream

Battle Robots were great as far as expensive metallic self-masturbatory fighting went, but if you wanted true lethal tactical full contact slaughter fun, you had to

For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo

What is love?

It's FoldingStory Christmas Party time yet again. Ho ho ho! SlimWhitman is belting out 'My Heart Will Go On' into the karaoke machine. Suddenly bells start ringing. It's a sleigh w

It was the sunniest day that Jem had ever seen. He woke up to steaming pancakes and tea on his nightstand and it was going to be a wonderful day...until he heard the fire alarm.

The first rule of the ancient and sacred Chinese martial art Hei Yu Fu is:

Mother Nature was restless. She blew around the house, uneasy, wondering how Father Time was doing with their daughter at their first ever Father-Daughter dance.

In retrospect, perhaps Freddie Mercury should have worn braces.

Beeeep. The alarm clock startled me out of the bed and onto the floor. I groaned and groggily checked the time. 52 stars and a penny. It was far too early for me to fully function.

Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.

Down on my luck. "DUCK. DONG. MADAM WONG" read the fortune. I squinted making out "wonglongtimeloanscheap.com". HopefuI, I typed the address into the computer at an internet cafe

Today i would choose between good and bad, right or wrong, love and hate. But later that day i thought i choose what was right but sadly i ended up choosing wrong... wayyy wrong.

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-Floss more, -Eat less red meat, -Work less, -Work out more, -Watch more porn, -See more of Grandma, -Not at the same time, -Spend time in a foreign country, -Stain the deck, -Play