As I walked out into the sun, cop hands on my shoulder, I realized that this was the end. He hadn't been important enough for a death penalty but I'm going to rot in prison forever

I woke up, hypnotized by strong, thick nipples

I sighed. There, in the coffee room, was a lone quarter of a cake doughnut from this morning. Dare I eat it? But only a piggy would finish the box. I split it in half again.

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been badgering the cherry dolphin.

Canada, where a good warm winter parka is 1000$ , and what was once affordable for the middle class is now financial suicide for most: i.e. owning a house, hard wood furniture, qua

There's no better way to start a morning than by misquoting Lou Reed.

שלום אני מורה ועובדת בניו יורק

Bowling is my favorite sport. I like to swing two 15 pounders to be a dork. When I roll a gutterball I let loose with a caterwaul. Splitting pins on every frame,

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up

On the last of these nights, we scrape together all the leftovers, all the bits of bone and soggy chips and drips in glasses for the multimeal of champions. It is both a dare and a

I was so tired. I hate crying. I wasn't upset but when other people cry it makes me cry. I felt like

"It's kind of weird, but you can't really help that the disease is going around," said former queen

Helen couldn't believe it when an Italian camper van pulled up in Vindolanda Roman fort car park.

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"What do you mean it's over?"

Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his

"Don't worry. When the time is right, you will just feel it you know: deep inside of you, like a glimmer of opportunity. It will start up like a perpetual machine, digging deep

Have you ever met a really hot girl before? The type of girl that just makes you lose your mind. That one that makes you say "Wow who made that angel?" It's all cool till you find

My estranged brother showed up at my doorstep with a small urn he claimed was our father and an ill-thought out plan to bury him 'at sea'. "Have you forgotten" I asked, "Why we

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