Strangely enough, Max Katz never owned a cat, or should I say, a cat never owned him. The cat lady down the street often gave him sharp glances nonetheless. But his interests lay e

Rainbow Dash screamed in agony as Pinkie Pie used her devilish instrument to extract that... thing. "Rainbow dash, stop screaming, I cant take out your splinter without tweezers!"

She told everybody her name was Ma Bell, but who knew if that was true or not? Out in the wasteland it didn't matter what you called yourself, as long as you pulled your weight.

You know people will always try to bring you down but you hold your head head high and stand for something.

He took a sip of his iced-tea and slowly swung in his hammock. He felt the summer sun dapple through the trees and heard the soft buzz of predator quad drones approaching rapidly.

One fine day I sat out on my balcony reading book after book. Hour after hour went by without me noticing the change in weather.

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I keep seeing his screen name pop up in the corner even though he's been logged in. I keep thinking how he goes to smoke pot and fuck that dyke behind my back. I hate thinking.

"Hey Hobbes I found a machine gun!" Calvin exclaimed.

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The world has ended because of. . . .

The jeans fit like a 2nd skin, holes & worn patches just right. The label read: Priscilla's Preworne Fashion. In the pocket Jill found a note "Preworn by PW#3: 310 616-0139."

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He had never done it upside down before

"Excuse me stewardess, could you get me pillow please?" he relaxed and waited. When she returned smiling "Thank you and would you like to rub my feet too?" he smiled. While she

Many, many things are funny with enough vodka. However, many things aren't that funny the next day. For example,

Seven years ago I found a hat made of the finest silk. It was blue and looked to have never been worn. I found in it the old dumpster outside the strip club. Problem is, it was too

The trouble with most congressmen is they forget that conversation is also a form intercourse or if they do remember, they they still want someone to get screwed and by them

"Please hold onto the safety bar as the bus passes over this bridge" said the driver, who quickly added "in case something crawls out from under it".

I once owned a horse by the name of Gulliver. Best damn horse around these parts. She'd dance. I mean, honest to God, dance if you started playing "Hotel California" around her.