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The elevator seemed innocuous enough. Just your ordinary everyday run-of-the-mill elevator. Two floors up, my worst nightmare got on. I should have known something was wrong when

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Almost as soon as BONE LOSS by Heather Mandibles hit the best-seller lists, it was pulled from the shelves. Too many readers were being found dead in bed, with their bones missing.

...and that's how it happened." He drew another drag on his unfiltered and looked up into the detectives face. Manatee slammed the table. "Tell me how it began."

I put Red Bull in my coffee and now my heart sounds like dub step.

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My phone rang, I answered and I heard: Hi my name is Bob and I like pie

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When I first met her I was appalled because she was trying to tie off the ring finger of her left hand so it would fall off. She thought it would protect her from future marriage.

I'd nearly finished loading the hay bales but needed some water. I downed the rest of the bottle & then noticed a rabbit hole near the side of the garage. Squinting into the hole,

Where those..............Chickens?! At least, that was my mind's attempt of labeling what I saw. They did look like the egg-laying type and had all the necessary bird features. Wh

A jobsworth is a person who uses their job description in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. "I can't do

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The wizard had said it might come to this. Always before, shouting the words, he had been clothed - here in the shower, would the Captain be nude? Would the lightning electrocute