After the incident, Big Dummy was apprehensive to reclaim his captain's seat aboard the Dummy Bus. Every passenger was silently mocking him, especially the damned Beagles. Moe was

I very much remember you from the 1980s.

50, 60 , 70, 80 and slam into fifth gear. Wind smacked him in the face, including a sea gull which bounced off his helmet. He angled higher, and then gritted his dentures. Now

I was sitting in my office when I heard "Alalaaahhhhh" from somewhere. I looked out the window only to see a airplane fling scaringly low. I ran down the stairs yelling to everyone

The gun was held up to her beloved chiwawa's head, finger on trigger and ready. Should she just accept his proposal of marriage after all? Oh, it was all too awful.

She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

"Houston, we have a problem." The astronaut looked back at the panel. The oil pressure was off. The fasten seat belts sign was on. Somewhere, a door was ajar. A loud binging klaxon

On my death bed I begged not to die. I wouldn't see the ending to "Breaking Bad." I would never see "The Hobbit", "Avengers Assemble," or "Person of Interest." So much in life!

Going cold inside. I can not reach the light by mere control, but have to fetch it with all my might. Darkness dwells in the evening hours. In the dark

Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail? "All I did was connect the dots as my teacher showed me." "Well yes" the policeman said " but these dot were on an in use Bikini. She's

He was dressed in drag, had 8 neck tattoos and was purchasing 3 peaches, a large bottle of Popov, 2 boxes of Summer's Eve, some Cracker Jack, and a rolling pin. I said "Welcome to

Looking at the terrible predicament I had gotten myself in, I was rather disappointed that I hadn't purchased that

Are we truly alone in the universe? This was a question I was never forced to confront until tonight... This wasn't just news; This changed everything...

So check out this trippy dream I had. I fell asleep with the TV on & there must've been some infomercial playing cause in the dream I'm rubbing a shake-weight with a ShamWow when a

Once upon a time there was a woman named Holly.

As the door slammed shut behind him he knew there was no going back again, for a moment he gulped for air and got a sickening twist in his innards, but after he exhailed he felt

Once there was a programmer. Her Name was Lily. but she also had a other job, an assassin. Nobody knows of this secret job except for her......

I opened the door to the fire station and cats just poured out of the door in a never-ending cascade. I pushed forward and was soon completely submerged in cats, my open mouth

It took me a moment to wrap this newly received information around my brain, when suddenly I noticed the ground shake. The world I know won"t be the same after this. So I

Pedro had not tended his market stall for many weeks. Gambling had become an overwhelming addiction, to the point where he found himself choosing blackjack over bananas. The money