Darth Alexejewitsch Vader arrived at the Mariyinsky palace in a litter carried by four storm troopers. He nodded to the assembled public. The Force was strong

It was 4 am. The young donkey brayed loudly to get attention. Farmer Bias grabbed the cattle prod. He'd had enough of Dinka's antics, but when he got to the stall

Lotte Mulle meeldib Lotte. ta on särtsakas koeraplika.

I looked at the ingredients label of my pie. "Ingredients: pie" That was it.

She likes wine; so, do I. She said she’d wear a Halloween costume for wine. I asked what costume. For lots of wine, she said I can choose. I felt a stirring. Birthday suit?

"Yea, Hi thea. How ya doin?" "I'm fine, Miss. Would you like to make an order?" "Yea, shua. I need some Samun & Baygulls." "Sorry Mam, can you repeat that?" "Samun, you know fish?"

Mozart faked his death so that he could do something else.

Bone diddly. Bone diddly boo bop. Bone diddly boo bop a sham bam boo.

Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg in front of me and I didn't know what to do.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

It was a cold and rainy day. Fernandus was just about to go to bed when he heard a strange noise.

When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

Gone were the days when a man could just grab the nearest concubine.

For the 2016 American Presidential election cycle, Cheswick Marbles thought he might have a chance with the slogan "My religion is faker than yours!" But as time went on,

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

I was lying back in the punt on the Cam at Cambridge going past the backs of the colleges. I couldn't remember the name of the man punting away behind me - it'd come back to me I'm

The wife laid out a dandy of an Easter basket for little Jimmy. But Daddy had the munchies some'n fierce. You don't think he'd miss just one chocolate bunny do you?

The technician poured in a loose collection of nuts and bolts, and then screwed shut the panel on the back of his skull. "Back to work!" hollered the boss, as Kevin rattled back to

"Latin is a dead language," Maurice said. Lewis replied, "No, YOU'RE the dead language." Then he offered him a drink. Maurice, in his naivety, drank the liquid. He suffered and di

Omni schmeetna, dos brooach peevno. Calenti opposum snided crass fwatt-twats. "Vo inc ra meatta?" Calenti russed. "No," replied Thelma. "There is no way I'm gonna do that."