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the elves like to watch. "Don't just stand there." Santa said. "Give Rudolph a hand." The elf working the video camera got in on the action, but not before putting on a bunny mask.

It was the year 1810. He lived at the top of a hill in a dilapidated house. No one went near the house because they thought a mad man lived there. Actually he was a scientist and

If a vampire bit you, you became a vampire. If a werewolf bit you, you became a werewolf. Mummies wanted to wrap you up. Where were the monsters who didn't want you to join a club?

My first anger management class didn't go so well. One of my teeth is gone, along with part of an ear lobe. The police may be looking for me, too. Sheila insisted that I

Taking the Clemizitrol seemed to remove the dizzyness, but left a ringing in his ears, for which he took a double dosage of Thorazine, which had the unfortunate side effect of

When Roger refused to consummate their marriageon their wedding night, Cleo deeply regretted her vow of premarital chastity. But Ross the bellman was happy to step in. As it were.

His loft was filled with "designer items": standing lamps that looked like street lights, a scratching post like a hydrant, recliners looking like economy airline seats. The worst

Kit flipped the knife into the air, catching it over and over again by the tape wrapped hilt. Her eyes were huge and begging and blue and large tears dripped onto her top

Eight multicolored ponies gathered in the antechamber to drink over the evidence of the garish crime. One of them had committed it. The problem was none of them could remember who.

She gave him a watch-chain. "I had to sell my hair." she sighed. He passed her his present. "How ironic, here are some coupons for Great Clips. Look at the time, gotta go."

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

Se despertó pero no podía abrir los ojos. Sabía que había alguien ahí y...

A new mailman delivered my mail today. He said my previous mail man said I sounded like an owl.

The sky was dark. Rain soaked any living thing walking out of cover. Lightning stroke shedding light into a black canopy of mystery. Sue was not afraid of the dark, but this...

Acting out in real life a childrens fairytail isn't something I usually do. It was just a bit of fun, honest, but it turned into one of the most scary things I've ever done. It

Miss. Willard was a kindly old woman who lived at the end of the street. She passed out toothbrushes every Halloween instead of candy. She smiled a lot. I hated her, but not for

Flip flop. Flip flop. Flop flop flop flop.

The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said

We found the fourth colony, about 450 birds, on 13 June. It was within the San Jacinto Wilderness, next to a pond on Warner Road. The strange