Once upon a time, there was a frog, and he had a wart.

"FIRE!"I SHOUTED.HEARING THAT, MY NEIGHBOURS CAME TOWARDS MY HOUSE.BUT THERE WAS NO FIRE.HA HA HA I LAUGHED AT THEM. SEEING THAT, THEY STARTED SCOLDING ME IN BAD WORDS.I DONT CARE

The car swerved to miss the kangaroo, plowed through the guard rail at high speed, and plunged over the side of the hill at high speed, only to land on the roof of the local ice

Looking around all he saw were turkeys. Six-foot tall, wild turkeys. He'd been cornered. Now, all he could do was

Life was good, until the summer when I was 13. My parents had sent me to an astronomy school, good for me since I liked astronomy. Just that it held a bad purpose for all kids.

This year its been snowing, snowing, and more snow. Everyone is so surprised by all of this weather we're having in North Carolina this winter season.

Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to the market the dog had a bone it was rainning asdasdasdas asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasfdasfsdfsd asdasdasfsdgzdfgdfgfghfghfghfg

Cari truly was stupid. In fact she thought if you

After Teresa instituted her new regime we, the living from both rigs, took a break to lick our wounds. I, thinking it was iced tea, drank a whole large jar of LSD laced jalapeños.

The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth Brooks song.

"I've dreamed before... of cats and dogs.... but a white rabbit no not before....i think ill follow it today..." I only heard bits and pieces of my stupid self over my loud music..

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names, and he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down, when the

WHERES MY PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?

"Amanda Widdershins, you are free to go." Hah, she thought, on a white plastic chair with metal legs. What friends did she have in this city of concrete and asphalt and glass? Not

The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive. They just replaced people & are super-happy and accommodating. Only I'm left. Stupid phony robots. They miss me? Yeah, right. Sycophants.

So one day Krishnamurthi asks Pasternak if they might eventually have one or two of those oranges along with their tea, and maybe some bread. The purple storm mirror

That's all you need in life, a place for your stuff.That's all your house is when you think about it.It's just a place for your stuff.If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't

What is the center of gravity?

The boy was walking across the bridge when?

I screamed like a small child, kicked the hospital walls, and barged the double doors open so hard that they almost flew off. I knew that you can't avoid death, but why does it