I stared at the bonus point problem on my chemistry exam. My God! I not only knew how to solve it, I understood its significance. I looked up at my professor. She knew that I knew

One of the flayrods had gone askew, apparently, on the treadle.

Christmas shopping ideas for my spouse: undersized green bikini briefs with a red bow around my 'package'? Surprise minivaction to local hotel with wellness pampering for two?

There was a time, aerosol spray was the future.

"Do you hear the voice in the flames?" "No, that's just the wood popping and cracking." "No, it's talking I just can't understand the language yet." The President had lost...

When you wait for the cable guy you get bored. When you get bored, you experiment by placing the toaster in the microwave. When you microwave a toaster

"Pancakes.. again? Don't you ever have me cook you anything else?" Mattie asked Gill, playfully acting annoyed. Gill just smiled innocently, though he was anything but that.

Don't let your meatloaf.

Bending to one knee, I looked up in to her gorgeous green eyes and asked the question that had been on my mind for weeks, Cathy Will you....

The Bradbury was a little Bakelite device you could order online for about $49 dollars, that you plugged into a standard household socket just like you would a night-light. It glow

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I think that nachos are yummy. They are cheesy and they have a bold flavor. I think the chips compliment the cheesy madness. Also if you add some jalepenos it will be spicy.

It all started when Lucy kissed Jermaine.

"Kisetsu Sentai Shizenger! Form up!" "Spring Ranger, ready!" "Summer Ranger, ready!" "Autumn Ranger, ready!" "Winter Ranger, ready!" "Alright, Maosen! Your time has come to an end!

"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from

Compensating for wind, distance, and the curvature of the earth, Earl took aim at the unsuspecting

The blacksmith agreed to forge me an axe if I brought him the head of a manakete and a vial of virgin tears. I didn't know of any virgin crybaby manaketes, so this would take time.

Lisa was lying on her bed flipping through her ipod all the while in disbelief that she was even allowed an ipod in this place. Her calandar told her she had

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