"I can't smoke my morning bong bowl because someone took every lighter and box of matches in the freakin' house!" The recently turned 18 year old screamed at the top of her lungs.

My girlfriend and I were playing The Blame Game, our favorite board game. I rolled a 4, moved my pewter, and drew a "Slanderous Accusation" card. I had 1 minute to mold clay into

Tony used the corner of an agenda to pick a poppy seed from betwixt cuspid and premolar. Mission completed, he then handed the stack of agendas to Cheryl who took them gingerly and

I was going to the bar to meet my friend tom when, i got there i saw a group of alive skeleton playing the drum and playing guitar, the tune was so ghostly that the peoples turn..

Hey diddle diddle. He's cracked in the middle.Tong Gao is stumped ornery and blue.

God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/

I watch him sleep, fingers interwoven on his chest. I had a bad dream again. I wait patiently for the rise and fall of his chest to confirm that he is still with me. And there

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Hold onto your seats, because I have some paradigm shifting research to report: mice in the wild voluntarily run in hamster wheels! You all realize what these means don't you?

In eighteen hundred and fifty-nine, a summer's day turned strangely dark, and the sun a jaundiced moon. The Turtle of the Baskervilles startled the groundskeeper on a lark, with di

The residents of Car Carpet City hid in their houses, too afraid of all the giant speeding cars to venture out. The children had severely bruised arms from playing Punch Buggy and

There was this guy--said he was a Certified Arse Expert. Turns out he was all mouth & trousers. He couldn't identify an arse if you gave him one on a plate with a cherry on top.

The polyamorites and their various sea monkeys and magic crystals enjoyed the shuttle ride from the parking lot into 2017-World. It was going to be a nice change from their

So I was a bit boorish & off putting, insulting & inflammatory, cut a few corners - well flat out lied, but now I'm all better & will be an perfect angel from now on,forgiven, kay?

He was certain of only two things. First, he has owned precisely twenty-four pillows in his lifetime. Second,

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I would like to test this program to use when teaching my class.

Serious death poem: Death is death. Death is sad. Death is bad.

Doug the dog and Cate the cat were best friends.

Aja had run out of time, there was nothing left she could do.