Mickey Charleston washed his greens in the tap water, as never he could before. He wanted his knees to smell like peanut butter, but that would have been too posh for the likes of

He looked at her and whispered, "Let's bob for apples, shall we?"

Halloween was the only day of the year Herman actually enjoyed. It was the only time people wouldn't take one look at him and run away screaming. He fit in at Halloween. So when

My phone number is 1. Just 1. If you want to call me, just press that number and I will answer any questions you might have.

I have a great idea for a business for anyone who is unemployed. I call it "The Erotic Soup Company" and all you need is a hotplate, a pot, water, a spoon, and a street corner.

I'd nearly finished loading the hay bales but needed some water. I downed the rest of the bottle & then noticed a rabbit hole near the side of the garage. Squinting into the hole,

She needed a place to share truthful knowledge, but where. So Kalki headed towards the internet, and started a fold on FoldingStory. Asking for forums and resources, the places p

...and that's how it happened." He drew another drag on his unfiltered and looked up into the detectives face. Manatee slammed the table. "Tell me how it began."

Muddymuddskipper, adjusted his visor & flicked his cigar. Capt. Seacucumberland responded to this signal by upping the ante. Barry Cuda looked nervously at his fin, a pair of Sting

(please do not mention it)Someday he would do it, but not today, he would have to work up the courage. The thought of it seemed to swirl around in his mind, seemingly making him

Not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore at the office. "Happy Holidays" is also banned, as are the terms "Hannukah" and "Winter Solstice." In fact, we weren't even allowed to

Have your heard of Mr. Tomato? He's a shiny samba loving fruity fellow. He was initially green with envy at Mr. Potato Heads greater fame, but he's ripened with age and has his own

Arduin's head was a blizzard. The world was Music, he knew of Magic, but even on the weekend nothing came out of his hands. He felt like a turbulent mannequin in a mental cage of h

It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the

Abdul decided to fast in front of a Karim's Kebab stand. It proved to be quite a test for both of them. Abdul called out "Devil do not tempt me with your succulent goat meat!"

The efficiency expert smirked at me from behind her desk. "So, Jim, it says here you're a Junior Executive Coordinator. In your own words, what would you say you do around here?"

Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the front of a mini-bus squeezed between Tony Blair and a security guy heading to a water park when a fiery explosion on the horizon filled the

Some 20 years ago, Noah, Geoff, Dan & I created FoldingStory™. When we started it was just a game to collaborate on writing stories. Now who can imagine creative consulting without

It all started with a fight on New Year's Eve.

Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting at a bar when in walked hysteron proteron,