Privately he felt that the world would be much better off if humanity were a race of androgynous, hermaphroditic, caramel-skinned dwarves, but publicly, he held fast to the ideal

Thinkin of my LEHIGH GIRLS. 1 getting married. Another engaged. Rest with babies. I LOVE you & miss you girls. I need to get back east.

It's 11:59 at night, so tired. Myt fold si finishgd, just need ton preesc thd "Fold an de oaiss" button- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Odd like things go wrong in a blink of an eye!Let's take Mark as an example:yesterday he woke up feeling good,it was a sunny day in LA.In 4 hours he would go to NY,but when he left

There come days when, despite all the efforts of a frustrated mind, no words come, but only a low string of murmurs and whisperings, dying feebly on the tongue.

The boys and I would put Freebird on and go for an M60 gun run. When we really got crazy we would change to the 50 cal and put on Simple Man.

i and my friend decided to go the nearby swimming complex when, we got there, we change our dress and jumped into the water when, we got to the water, we saw a loch ness monster

The Queen of England put the coined quid in a tube sock, swung it in large loops behind Prince Charles's head and the door opened and in walked Sir Elton John.

NUTMEG? the secret to Coca-Cola is... NUTMEG?" We all looked down sheepishly at our fence as he read the stolen formula. It was the perfect heist, but now

This is a story about a simple man. A man with no real ambitions. No drives. Nothing notable about him. Just an average Joe who found himself in the most extraordinary of

I'd invited the regulars, Bob who brews Nutbrowns, Sam, the Pilsnerking, & Sally, the Amber-lady. The burgers were on the grill when I popped the unmarked bottle of Obama Honey Ale

Deep inside the house lay a room with no furniture and no lights. The windows were bolted shut and the chandeliers dangled uselessly. Broken glass lay scattered across the floor

"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God

"Shatter the windows!! Shatter the goddamn windows!!" A swarm of wet palms smacked themselves against the door of my van as I

The time-machine wobbled to a halt. Fat Thelma couldn't wait to see Charlie Chaplin in person! She called her home station in Germany back in 1942 on the bulky transmitter.

This is a story about a band that changed the world. A band of lovable drunkards who would get so inebriated that they would practice their instruments together for hours at a time

Уютный домик, украшенный разноцветными гирляндами. Три маленькие феи готовятся встречать Новый год на Галактике. Елка-красавица уже украшена. Все сверкает и блестит.

Новогодний карнавал на Галактике (рабочее название команды "Прошлогодний снег)

Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.

Dale said to the shoemaker, "I may be in my 40's, but I can't tie shoes. Could you craft me a pair of velcro light-ups?" The shoemaker delegated the task to his apprentice, a blind