Way back in my day, during the Great Alaskan. We folks were just generally tougher. We didn't have the inconvenience of arms and legs like you kids do nowadays. We also

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Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

Yo Mr White! What should i do with those bodies? Gimme a call as soon as you can cos im almost out the blue stuff too. We need to get cookin yo!

What is the meaning of life?

"4dq6d whvd9" read the message. Timothy scratched his head. This was a wierd easter egg hunt and this clue most puzzling of all. He was missing four eggs for a baker's dozen

It wasn't my imagination-the fungus was real. I had seen it before in my Nana's attic and in the old barn on Whitmore. I recognized its color variations, blue and red twisted veins

You waited two hours for that bitch to show up. Two hours in a strange city, eating strange food in her strange apartment. You would think that when a woman says that she'll meet y

It was the weekend I was standing naked on the balcony and saw that UFO. Ofcourse noone would have believed me, but then there was that article in the paper. Others saw it too.

It's been six days since I have seen the sun. I've grown so weary down here. Where am I? Am I dreaming? If I am dreaming, why am I so awake. I must escape. They haved chased me for

A girl, mid-sized, brown hair, walked across the room. Her steps made her glide through the air like she was hovering, never to touch the ground. She glanced out the window to the

Damn! I just can't find the time, the energy, the money, the women, the resources or indeed the hot wasabi paste to

Suddenly the door opened and everyone screamed. They never expected to see

Nate blinked in the bright light. "Welcome to heaven." Said a soft voice. He looked about, a giant carrot floated above him and there were luscious carrot fields as far as the eye

I couldn't believe it! My assignment was due on the 6th of May, not the 5th of June! This was the fifth time my recent move to America screwed things up for me.

At the Boar and Chicklet, Angelo Trotter spoke from his fifth pint. "We're all just tips of icebergs, you know, exchanging fragments of spiderwebs." Meanwhile, at the dart-board,

I was Skyping a beautiful Italian girl I had met on some chatting website when...

It was hotter than blue blazes that afternoon. I took all my clothes off long ago. I should have listened to those armadillos who tried to warn me. It was obscurely clear that I

My name does not matter. I am telling you this because it's not important to know who told you first. The only thing that matters is what I say to you next. There are things

The moonlight shines as I await the presence of the Dark league warrior and his war hound named Dracos. I'm the queen of this universe, he is to gather the other Dark warriors.