This story is about my weird Summer vacation, and it all started with a massive

I sat in something vaguely reminiscent of a Teradactyl shedding a snakeskin. "This chair is called Fermenteratmotorsågfisk. A scandinavian design. It's an abtraction of a

The branch quivered, depressed from the squirrel.

Years later, after the Targaryen Restoration, Arya not caring for the role of a Stark Princess slipped out with Nymeria to dispense some of the Many Faced God's mercy where it was

As Irma was walking down the streets after eating kebab with her friends, she accidently swallowed a tiny spider while talking about superheroes. Little did she know that

I'm so sad.

Yeah sure I could suspend belief up to that part in Cloud Atlas II where Jackie Chan reincarnated as a quadraplegic midget (oh, spoller haha) whose mother is

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is

As I was walking

I took a central silence for permission to carry on.

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Cinderella wanted to blackmail her fairy godmother but she needed a plan, because threatening the fairy with a broomstick wasn't good enough. Perhaps her stepsisters had advice.

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.