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The old lady stared at the flames blazing in the hearth. The Prophecy would be fulfilled. Now it was only a matter of days. She had waited for this moment, had longed for it

In the deepest darkest depths of the rugby changing room I was lacing up my boots in preparation for....

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So you think that you have been to Hell? Well, buddy, I disagree. I spent 15 years in the NFL -- and no one took a beating like me.

Stickman's parachute didn't open.

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Walking down a hallway

It's a commonly held belief that imaginary friends cease to exist when their human creators grow up. However, that simply isn't the case...

Daily life in Burgograd was – to put it mildly – somewhat quotidian. Men would snap their newspapers in the dry sunny air of springtime as ladies checked their shapely legs and

The lobotomist stood next to his patient, saying "You're pregnant." Xenia was too sedated to feel anything and yawned. What was she doing here? Her mother scheduled the lobotomy

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When live gives you lemons, you make lemonade, that's the obvious answer. But when...

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"I've dreamed before... of cats and dogs.... but a white rabbit no not before....i think ill follow it today..." I only heard bits and pieces of my stupid self over my loud music..

Evo, didn't disagree, he 'subverted the paradigm'. Evo didn't pick up girls, he 'enhanced his propagating potential.' Others went to the can or took a dump, but Evo '

Attention mere humans: I-The Supreme Fuzzy Overlord-command all human world leaders to report immediately to the nearest cat food processing facility to await further instructions.

'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.

I chuckled. Those furry artists, they'll never get me. Not with their godlessness or even godliness. I chuckled at the thought, the time had begun. They shall be eliminated here.