They shot the white girl first.

The cyborg entered the decompression chamber. He felt along the wall until he sensed where the audio-intercept device was installed. A mini-torch from his finger

Era verano y hacía un calor insoportable. En las estancias de la casa las persianas estaban todas bajadas para evitar que el sol entrara con más fuerza.

I don't want to drop it. I want to run. I want you to chase me. Come play. I'll lick you. Seriously. Ok, that does it. I'm gonna lick you. Damn it. I dropped the ball. Gah. Gotta

"I gotta painful ingrown toenail. Boy it smarts. I really hate it when dat happens." "I know what you mean. It's like the other night. I took one a them.." "Stick mixers?" "Yeah

Jonathan suddenly stopped using relationship markers at the end of each utterance to his male friends. "What syntactical twist is this, my bruv?" said Brian, his

That's when Bernie did something that shocked me. He looked up, and pointed at my face and said, "Smell my finger."

Pheweeee and hot damn! We're on a roll!

I had everything, a good life in fact. I was the most popular kid in high school, I had a caption of the cheer leading team, and I had a car. But then, I lost it all

I felt like cooking something that day so I went to the market and ...

To whom it may concern, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm sorry for, but I'm really really sorry. I'm sorry you had to put up with me for all this time. I'm sorry I had to leave.

Human Flesh.

They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!! Why

In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a man in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was

He drove his jeep into the hotel. 50 pounds of explosives taped to his chest. He pressed the detonate button and nothing happened. He pressed it again. Nothing.

Heron crouched behind the stack of wooden crates and tried to focus on the scene just ahead of her. It was hard to concentrate with all the gunfire going on, but she knew this was

"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

I made you a chocolate chip cookie but it came to life and it was so tasty that it ate itself.

OPO agents stormed the church. "The late Pastor Joe Saltarelli was a registered organ donor," said their captain. "Your church organ will serve another congregation well." Hacksaws