Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

What is the definition of love?

“Oh, how fun!” said Denise as she read the flyer for the Midwives Indoor Soccer League. “Hey, Trish, it says that fun, like babies, is to be expected. I'm signing us up." But Trish

The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home

I'm frightened by what is now being called the posthuman condition. Before genetic enhancement therapies were the norm, we could always blame the human condition, or god...now we

"Smell my finger madame," said the Scottsman to Ms. Marple. He extended his meaty index finger. The nail looked a bit dirty, as if there was some kind of cheese under it.

Rolie Polie Olie got out of bed, brushed his teeth, and recharged his head.

They say they can't take it with you... so I had it bronzed.

and the paper got replaced. Meanwhile

Josiah had been a zombie for several years before a friend recommended lavender bath salts. They made him feel calm yet zesty. Sometimes he felt like dancing, but his remaining leg

"Do you like my new frock?" she asked. "Do you want the long or the short answer?" he replied. "Oh, long please!" she said fetching a notebook and sharp pencil. "Well, the bias cut

Dirk was so attached to Christine that when she met an untimely end in a car accident, he was heartbroken. At the funeral in the junkyard (he called it the car cemetery) his eulogy

To be one with the Tao is to be in balance with the dual polarities of your nature. One must be in flow with the universe. Which is why I have trouble with stop lights.

Jungle Jack Mahoney was to take charge of the expedition, and knew that the only way he could retrieve the Golden Idol of Mizrethia and escape the booby trapped pyramid was to

I felt the slithering sensation up my leg. But it was too late.

Her name was Donna, and because of that they called her Bella and the band was The Bella Donna Destiny. If they had a style, it was

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to

Welcome...welcome to my meat wall.

When I told my grandpa that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is actually a song about date rape, he flipped his lid and told me I needed to stop ca-noodling with my tree-hugging friends.

She heard steps coming down the hall to her bedroom. The door creaked open and she saw the boots. Nancy Sinatra's warning rang wildly through her her mind.