Detlef was a typical German beer purist, always spouting off about the 'Reinheitsgebot' but I was going to convert him with my batch of Holy Burning Goat Scrotum Ale.

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd has over 10,000 points, everyone on FoldingStory is going to Hawaii to celebrate this great milestone in FS history. If he doesn't,

One sunny day, a girl wearing flower printed garden skirt was running to the darkest forest in Seattle. She seemed around 40 but has a incredibly shiny skin and hair.

For some die-hards, the true heartland of thrash metal is not the Bay Area, but Germany, home of Toutonic Terrors, Kreator, Sodom, and Destruction.

Once upon a time, there was a big bear.

The Minotaur flossed a victim's entrails from his teeth and put on a tie. "I got my wallet, my keys... Hey, my keys are gone!" He'd dropped them in the maze, again. His date waited

I woke up quick, at about Noon. It was Sunday. Also, my legs were missing. Breakfast consisted of eggs on toast, with a side of sharp despair. I missed my legs. Where could they

No question. Transplants were needed. But usually donors remain anonymous.The testaments both stated they'd only accept each others tissues so Brad & Angie truly became Brangie

Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility Base Aldrin Lounge enjoying the view of Earth's nightside. "Here's to the new". "Yeah,some fireworks huh?". "Holy cow. Those aren

I challenge myself to use just seven words. Words? seven, I challenge just. Use to just challenge myself.

A young married woman was burdened with the problems of married life and approached her mother. Her mother took 3 pots of boiling water. In one she inserted a carrot, in another

I think I've found a locally offered MFA program that interests me. Perhaps I'll start it this year.

Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?

I picked up Rosy on a run to Jacksonville. ME:"Where ya headed,hun?". R:"North,South Carolina." ME:"Where's that? R:"Norths about 90 miles southeast of Due West". ME:"Hold on a sec

The leave blower walked into the gated community. He'd poured a jellied-gasoline into his blower. He lit his Pall-Mall and then held the lighter under the end of the "leaf blower"

For a limited time only! The Turgid Stoat 2000 Personal Fortress now includes a flame thrower attachment, water restistance, an AK 47 attachment, night vision, rape whistle,

Bomb disposal is NOT a job for the faint hearted, which was unfortunate for Cpl. Jock Sergeant, who's heart was so faint as to be transparent. On his 1st day at bomb school, he sat

Some things will never go as planned and Andy had to admit that to himself. Justice would never be dealt, she was too clever and unpredictable for them. "There's only one thing

My mother was a prostitute. I was born off the highway somewhere. My mother was just finishing up zipping up her John when she went into labor. This is how my story begins.