Let me tell you a story about a man named Jedi.

i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3 guys run out of a mans house and i

He went to Bhutan

I have never heard of such thing... It has terrifying red eyes and big mortifying teeth thirsty for blood. I thought it was just a joke to scare my friend.

The Sacred Shroud of Turin provides enough DNA to sample the complete genetic sequence of Jesus Christ. A scientist attempts to clone Jesus, if the Vatican allows him so.

Overall, this was an improvement. The zombies had finally died and the world was at peace for the first time. Still, the sky was still purple and baseball was the only sport left

Zombies, Mummies, Nosferatu ... of all the slow moving monsters, the Weresloth was the slowest. He'd hang from a branch camouflaged with moss waiting for the smell of his prey

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yesterday a man told me to get in the car nd he wuld give me candy but

It was a simple game of capture the flag at a Boy Scout camp. Picking my team, how was I to know that this was the start of a future world-wide conspiracy by captains of industry?

You would think a waterslide filled with gumballs would be a nice addition to the senior citizens center. Trevor did as well, for about 4 mintues.

She walked on the curb of the sidewalk, a package in one hand and her keys in the other. No one would have ever suspected that she could be the one.

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But at Yar's funeral all Data could think about was the episode where he and Yar did the nasty. That was great. He had a photographic memory. Picard waited. So Data said,

He looked like a deep fried scampi in a cheap suit and he was my lawyer. He was Attorney Ackbar and I was his first client, I was facing

Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry

Moxie secretly diverted the radio telescope to transmit his message to the aliens ship. He wanted to have the exclusive story. "My Interview with an Alien" was his dream title but

Citizens of Rock Ridge! I stand before you today, humbled that you have chosen me as your representative, and secure in the knowledge that our future together is a bright one! Let

Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll tell you when I knew for sure. I knew you loved me when," she sighed, "you...you didn't say anything after I ate the last pop tart."

She broke the kitchen chair over my head. "Look, if you don't want any coffee, all you have to do is say so," I complained, wiping the blood from my eyes. I was sick & tired of my