Since WWI when soldiers at xmas put down their guns and played football against the enemy it has been a tradition in every war no matter where in the world for soldiers to

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After a fierce storm destroyed the bridge and killed their car, Colin and Tilda trudged along the country highway until finally they saw glowing windows. The sign said "Cobweb Inn"

Hello! HELLO! welcome to our SHOW! Don't be scarred or unPREpared! It's time we shared David Lynch's FUN HOUSE!

...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.

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Tears ran down Alphonsa's face leaving sooty tracks of mascara. She looked out of the window and the sound of the neighbour's dog barking rang in her head. She couldn't think.

He dreamed he had infected every last one of his students with a mixture of bubonic plague, anthrax and a particularly nasty variety of herpes. For the first time in months, he

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The paper football sailed forth making a trajectory to the back of Professor Moriarty's head. He stopped for a moment and caught it in midair. "Really? World domination? Hello?"

One day I late for school and I was running down the sidewalk when all of a suddent I was attacked!! Out of no where this huge mysterous creature emerged from the woods by the scho

"Tragedy or Travesty". It was Rebecca's kids.Just as she had bragged they were dressed as the "Calamities". Dakota was Nuclear Power,Sierra Global Warming & Yosemite Overpopulation

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A chinese food based economy is a realistic and feasible system and here's how:

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The flying admiral was awesome. After a joint chiefs of staff meeting that devolved into cranks, curses and titty-twisters, the admiral flew out the window and over the