I think I lost a friend. Well, they haven’t been a particularly good friend to me recently anyway. As with all my friends, I still love her, and that’s why what she says to me

Blood was everywhere. Screaming. Mayhem. Lights. Just a typical human birth. The mother sobbed and waited for her baby, but the Doctor held something different in his arms

I punched my BioSignat's into the compatch. The shadow planet lay before me. Rings of ice prevented the comet's light from penetrating into the world. Cold. Really cold, but I have

It was a long way up, but Brad knew he'd get there eventually. "Just keep looking ahead," he said to himself as he carefully adjusted his

Thirty-five pizza box were stacked near the five years of newspapers and the egg cartons organized by color, farm and manufacturer. When Estell found Amazon Fresh, it was the last

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," she said. But the priest reacted unusually. "Oh, good Lord, Marie, you confessed three hours ago. What could you have done in that time?

Dont leave me. She pleaded. Please. Stay with me. She begged me. But i had to leave her. I'm sorry. I said. I really was. But what other choice did i have? Carli had said

He'd wiped his hands on the dish towel after he'd put spice rub on the raw chicken. A little chicken skin stayed on the towel. She washed her hands, dried them on the same towel

"Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be

A man in his mid-thirties sat in a booth near the back of the place, cursing at his three year-old daughter as if she were a lieutenant in his army. She stared at him for a moment

The self-referential haikus about Mandelbrot sets notwithstanding, Ike's ego was insufferable. His mother often told him

What is the right way to end a generation of fear and fallen promises? Maybe it's with vengeance or malice or even non-violence and blind benevolence that we remember who we are.

Spellinghamstein took the strange object out of the box. The box contained a paper that seemed to shownwhat the object was for. These "Direction" asked you to put a pencil in

But the giant Italian woman would not stop screaming. She jumped up and down and yelled, "Marina!" That's when the Mexican maid

"I haven't finished with you yet", said the rag to the furniture polish, in that titilating kind of way that only fabric can.

The male mile-or-more-bird flies backwards and whistles through his ass making a sound that can be heard for a mile or more. Thus his name. When he is trying to attract a mate he

Warning Fuckitall May cause a blasé attitude towards normal daily tasks like Eating, Wiping your ass, Keeping the wheels pointing down on your car, and telling your the Judge No

I awoke wondering Where i was, then When I was, eyes still closed I took stock. All limbs in place, no major aches or pains, no hint of hangover. Age? I guessed mid 20's. Wrong!

When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm asleep in bed. It's a strange feeling of false security, and yet I seek it out like any fool would. This time I decided to jump from

It smelled like shame and Korean barbecue in there. Mix that with rotting flesh and you have the recipe for yet another murder mystery. Detective Jason Manatee looked up from his