She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd has over 10,000 points, everyone on FoldingStory is going to Hawaii to celebrate this great milestone in FS history. If he doesn't,

Pee Wee Herman said that the Secret Word of the Day for today is: "the"...OK? Ready to tell the (AHHHHH!!!!) story? Here goes: Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis decided to go camping.

A major unintended consequence of the collapse of the Iron Curtain in 1989 (ish) was that the UK would never again win the Eurovision Song Contest. If we'd known this, our celebrat

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If I win the lottery

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I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

So he said "Wellll...?" I said "What you're asking is basically like asking if 2+5 is the same as 3+4. It is and it isn't. Asking is just an exercise in

Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

If a go to the cinema

The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed

Sarah Smith was not surprised by Dossier.com's latest change of privacy terms. "Let all my seekers find me," she mused, "and let them be well-prepared for when they do." She was mo

SlimWhitman opened his eyes. Metal brackets secured him to a bed with a giant skill saw running between his legs. FatWhitman smiled and said, "Well, well, well...how are you

All a zombie has to write on its shopping list is BRAINS, then underline it once or twice. But MY shopping list covers a whole used envelope, both sides. Problems!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 BOOM. (Sigh.) I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (Ugh!) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (ARRRGH!) Next.

"Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,

Jacqui's burns were healing nicely now - she'd never use meths on Christmas pudding again! She put on a pair of new Christmas knickers & wondered why they had a bow at the front