Floating in a dead can in space. My air is almost out. Once this last bar is out I will only have the air in the 3 spacesuits that are still functional. So I had about 74 hours of

"You misheard me," I said, hands raised. "I said 'terran-ist.' Means I hold the belief that Mars should be treated as a colony, not independent. Can you put the guns down, please?"

The saucer landed on the landing field. Gramps disembarked, full of stories of planets he had buzzed. Xerel's Dad teeked: "Be kind, you lazy traveler, you." Granny Hargrok smirkled

Chicken pen buyin' a Monkey's cousin eggs at your local market ya should always goose's Gregory Peck ter clock if any 're cracked. Wahn day I forgot ter goose's Gregory Peck me egg

She had the eyes of Caligula & the mouth of M Monroe, according to Mitterand who was French & knew his horseflesh. On the day of the funeral, I boarded up my house & left on the

The car was entering the curve at well below the speed limit. Little did this matter as the driver was blindfolded. This was the ultimate test of clairvoyance. As the road turned,

The Lazy Suzanne trundled more heavily than usual. A flour bag, a cookie tin & a bag of english muffins rolled by, but then as it slowed a small shriveled human head came into view

She shouldn't have sent the letter. She didn't mean for anyone to read it, but that, too, is a lie. She knew that when she put the words "need" and "fear" on the page,...

Joan Miró was born in...

Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her in a copper two-piece as Jabba's slave girl, but tonight, their wedding night, she couldn't help but feel a little ill at ease. What if he

Harry Hare and Tatty Tortoise were both classified to run the one hundred meters race at the Olympics and they were both planning their trip to Rio when

I'm too sexy for my Anodontiglanis.

"What *are* marriage vows even? Rules? Guidelines? More like suggestion box pipe dreams at best." Man, Craig sure knew how to talk me into justifying the dead hooker in my trunk.

Its a true story but sounds more like something you see in the movies. This guy was lost as a kid. He gets adopted by foreigners and after 20 years with the help of Google Earth he

I got a pocket o' beans, a pocket o' beans, a pocket o' beans and a snuffy snuff snuff...

"Well isn't that FANTASTIC!?" I asked Johann sarcastically. He gave me the look that he wanted me to shut up. I was ruining his interview. This was he shot at being GREAT!

He erotically caressed her nose. She sneezed violently, sighed, & cuddled into a ball beside him. Ah, life was just about perfect.

Dressing in the old lady's clothes was something he never thought he would do. But Just the thought of his blood soaked uniform made him think that the dress fitted him quite well.

"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm

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