"So you see pumpkin spice has over-saturated the holiday market. We need a new flavor that is bold ... and yet traditional." One exec piped up, "How 'bout ... gravy?" "YES!"

The bar smelled like fresh-squeezed hipster and easily was the worst place the band had ever played. They were crammed over in the corner between the men's room and a gigantic

It is as they say: "Nice parrots finish last." TomCat had Squawkers pinned the the floor & went in for the kill. "BUT a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," Squawkers jerked

Janine opened the can of spam. She inhaled it's meaty aroma. Her eyes gleamed and she licked the gelatinous goo from the top. She set the can down on the table and stuck a finger

Happiness is making blueberry flap jacks on a Sunday morning.

This is the story of the 4th little pig. Subject of little reporting as he was estranged from the porcine brotherhood during the "lobo war." He had built his house out of

I was making a cheese and ham toastie by ironing the ingredients between 2 slices of bread. Now I had melted cheese all over my ironing board and the steam setting made the bread

He felt a little sorry for himself, truth be told. It hadn't been the greatest night, and it would certainly take some time for the scars to fade - letalone the hurt from when she

Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning around your heart suffocating you. My eyelid's been twiching for a while..just because of you.you damn love. Oh I want you baby..I need

The pinnacle of masculinity. There has never before been so much man in one place.

He had just come home with his groceries when he saw a SWAT team surround his house. The police chief stopped him. "You can't go in there for the next 48 hours."

Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I painted some board shorts on myself and headed down to the beach.

Tom was 6 years old and entering the first grade. He had a lot of friends in kindergarten, but he was at a new school now and anxious to meet his classmates.

When time ran out and generic drugs became legal, Big Pharma pooled their resources and began to promote "Sodamitol -- good for whatever ails you." Martin Creosote, son of

Harry Kim was late for his duty shift yet again. Lately he'd been spent more and more time on the Holodeck with a holo-version of Seven of Nine. Last night, she'd assimilated him

The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.

The experience was both cute and terrifying at the same time.

I know where there is some hidden treasure... that is, if you're lookin' for some... If you click on "ADD" and then ALMOST FINISHED", you'll find it.

What is that over there? No. Seriously. That thing is seriously creeping me out. It's like a box. NO WAIT. OH CRAP. IT'S COMING THIS WAY. SOMEONE STOP IT. AHHHHHHH!!

“La guerra arriba a través de discursos i papers, cinquens i voluntaris: el front queda lluny, es desconeix el seu soroll. Van venir, això sí, refugiats. Molts, massa"